Interests
Things I like:
umm music, my boyfriend!, writing, reading, doodleing, taking pictures (i should never be given a camera when i'm bored...), art, literature, concerts, drinking, and SEX (with my boyfriend)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lesbian Jokes:
1 . What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? ..
A licker cabinet.
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ...
A Klondyke.
3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ....
Militia Etheridge.
4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? ....
Fur Traders.
6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ...
A Lickalotapuss.
7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ..
Well Hung.
8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ...
She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? ....
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
10. What do you call lesbian twins? ..
Lick-a-likes.
11. What's the definition of confusion? ...
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker
13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers?
100 people that don't do dick.
Movies
horror, shakespeare adaptations, sci-fi (some), classic/vintage flicks, D.E.B.S.!!!!!!!
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Idols
edgar allen poe, william shakespeare, chris cornell, and emily dickinson.
