right, ok, listen to me here......
there was once a time when great goals, were dribbling, passing, taking people on, jinking past takles, the odd 25 yarder....
now watch the "goal of the month" competition on match of the day.....
EVERY FOOKING GOAL IS A 25 YARDER!!!
so exactly HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE?
there all the same goal except for one, who actually went past a defender before shooting....
now, is this these new balls that blow about, making it hard for a goalie to read (like them 99p ones you got on a trip to the seaside, a do you remember how good THEY were to play footy with?)
or the lack of skill & fitness these supposed superstars of soccer (its now soccer as your not allowed to tackle, footballers tackle like in american "football")
think about it if players are rested & dont play as many matches as 10 years ago , or longer, shouldnt they be fitter? seems not....could this be, because players getting £100,000 per week dont even play 1 game of football a week, (or £111.11 per min) & arnt actually as fit as them blokes who smoked & got shit faced & still played...least they actually played 35 matches a season minimum. (yes i know Keiron Dyer goes out on the lash the night before a match, but lets face it, he dont play a lot, so im presuming he things hes still not "well" enough to play foolball, drinking & fucking newcastle slags isnt as hard work as doing his 60m run on a footy pitch for the fiftyfour thousand fans who love him running into the hoardings with the footy)
& they cant manage 2 games a week (after all that would mean getting £55.56 per min, would YOU get out of bed for that?)
say hello to your new sport of soccer.....the non contact sport. with the 99p footy & the overpaid people with as much skill as you fat bastards who , like me, watch it on the sofa.
im gonna go take up knitting.....least i get something outta it.
