Never Choke in a restaurant in the South> > Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they talk about> their moonshine operation.> > Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.> And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.> One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'> > The woman shakes her head no.> > Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'> > The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.> > The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her> drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The> woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out> of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back t> o the bar.> > His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I> ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
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