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BrattyEffinCakes's blog: "WTF--REALLY??"

created on 07/12/2012  |  http://fubar.com/wtf-really/b349177

I recieved a message today from this fellow by the name of Sir Alex 

 

"hello, it seems as if you are waiting for someone who takes control. at this time i am searching for an interesting submissive female to expand my family with a new female, a female i prefer to see with a collar around her neck instead of a necklace. and i am sure i am correct about your personality, that you are a female that is eager to learn, to grow, that does have an inner fire and desire to serve. in that case you should see it as pleasure and privilege to show the needed respect by addressing me as sir when you thank me for this message and that is not meant as sign of ownership. just the respectfull adressing a female like you prefers, because i will allow you to introduce yourself as curious, free and interesting female. as i said, at this moment i expand my slavegirl family from fubar.
so i will give you the chance to get into contact with me and my alpha slavegirl michelle.
to contact me just get done a proper fullbody picture ("Sir Alex" written on a piece of paper, holding in your hands) next to that, a well written introduction about yourself, interests, knowledge, likes/dislikes, self reflection etc... will be send via email to: misterak20@yahoo.de
when that is approved, we can talk to get known each other and to see if there is a chance to get into touch with me as mentor/trainer and master.
When you are still reading, this is no mass message and no copy and paste message. I just saw your profile as i was roaming arround by looking for groups and some pictures.

take care...
Sir Alex"

Where the hell do these people come from? I like how he made sure to include that this one a one of a kind message! I highly fucking doubt that it was. Well Me being the Smart Ass that I am, I sent back the following message. 


I read your message in its entirety, BUT that is not something that I am looking for. I am a Domme and I find it insulting that you just randomly message females and ASSUME that they are submissive and need to learn their place. I have taken Men like you who thought they were dominant and had them at MY feet instead. I will not be sending you an email with requested pictures either. With that being said you have a good day, Alex.
*Miss Bratt*

This totally tickled my funny bone and I felt the need to share! 

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