welps, ive never really promoted someone in my blogs before but im gonna today lol Please show Break the Dawn some love. Her bday is in 6 days. She is one of the sweetest on fu,  keeps to herself,  unlike some of u fu's lol FAN/RATE/ADD, heck BLING her, make her smile.....and be fuckin nice, no pervy shit or im coming after ur sorry ass lol..

thanks, MOSH xo

                          heres her link      http://fubar.com/7331696

I swear, I am the biggest over-analyzer that you will ever meet. I think so much 
about the little things that don't even mean anything. I guess I'm just looking, 
looking for something that isn't there....

Sometimes I wish I could just turn it all off. I wish I didn't feel anything, for you, for anything and anyone. Because feelings hurt. The moment you let your emotions take control, you're fucked. I suppose you just have to decide whether it's all going to be worth it or not, the troubles that come with love. Because of course, he's going to hurt you. But if you really believe that in the end you will come out of it alive, together, then by all means go for it. I just hope that it all turns out well for you. The way I wished it would work out for me......

Holiday Eating Tips

1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table
knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.

2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it
has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-aholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have
two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!

3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed
potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.

4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car
with an automatic transmission.

5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?

6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's.
You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the
time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while
carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.

7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again.

8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or, if
you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have
three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?

9. Did someone mention fruitcake?Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory
celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.

10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Reread tips; start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner.

Aries Love, Sex and Relationships:

What it's like to date an Aries Woman:

Dating an Aries never lacks excitement. She is hot-blooded, and forceful, so you had better be able to handle the heat! The Aries woman is for the person who likes an independent self-driven woman who can fend for herself and is not clingy and needy. An Aries woman requires freedom. For the Aries woman, the best part of the relationship is the beginning, then the spark is there and she is trying to catch you to be hers. She will find happiness in a long-term relationship because she enjoys sharing everything with her partner. She will not only have a romantic partner but a best friend too. She has a great need for love and passion but she will never let a man become the master, she considers her partner to be equal. Aries women are not for domineering men. She will be faithful but she expects the same in return. She can be jealous because she wants a man to give her all of his attention, "all or nothing", so her jealously is rooted in her possessiveness, she has to be number one in his eyes. She will always encourage and give strength to her partner so an Aries woman is great to have in times of despair or need, she will always be there for you. In order to have this happy ending, she needs to feel appreciated and loved.

How To Attract Aries:

Let Aries know that you admire them, they thrive of admiration and followers. Let them know that you love their zest for life and that you find them intriguing, they love compliments more then most other astrology signs of the zodiac. Compliment them physically and mentally, they like conversation about intellectual topics and engage them in a lively discussion, or a friendly debate. They love the challenge and the stimulation of good, intelligent conversation. Ask them for advice, let them know that you look up to them. Remember, Aries is the first sign of the zodiac and the most forward and independent, they love followers. Do not be a push over, do not keep your opinions to yourself because Aries will quickly get bored if you agree with everything they say. Do not attempt to control them however, they do not like taking orders. Aries are very capable people so if you go with their plans, you are sure to have a good time! If they have a suggestion for something to do, go with the flow, they like to be in control of what goes on.

Aries Erogenous Zone:

The head is Aries' most powerful erogenous zone. Stroking their hair and rubbing their scalp will make them feel relaxed and heighten their sensations. Nibble the ear, for especially the men, they will not be able to resist this, he will get uncontrollable urges and you will soon be all his!

Sex With Aries:

The Aries zodiac sign is straightforward, aggressive and adventurous and this is reflected in their approach to sex. Expect it to be physical, quick and rough, they like to dominate and have the upper position.

Just thought I would throw this out there for all to read lol xoxo Sheri

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note:

“I don’t remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back.”

hero.

Summertime!! My favorite time of year with the sun shinning bright and the sand between my toes...its heaven to me!! So by saying that just wanna let everyone know, I will not be on much, gonna be outdoors lol plus with yard work and TRYING to finish remodeling my house, thou Im about to just say FUCK it and put my house up for sale, its one thing after another lol.....on to other things, meaning Fubar, lol  this place never changes, just faces....sometimes. 

   Most asked questions:

1) YES, im single and no, there isnt anything wrong with me lol Why does everyone think u have to be with someone in order to be happy, not me, Im very happy, I admit at times it gets lonely but u still get lonly when ur with someone so whats the difference...

2) I do work, Im a office manager, I really love what I do, it allows me to be on the comp during the day and my boss is ok with me being on Fu as long as it doesnt interfere with my work duties.

3)I live on the East side of Chicago, google it!!!!

4)No, my favorite food isnt Italian, its Chinese:}

5)I have one daughter, 14...yes, I was a teenage mother, got a problem with that, then Fuck off.

6)What do I look for in a guy?? ugh, this one is... ..painful to me lol well lets see, first off, I LOVE a STRONG minded man, gwadddd I cant stand a whinney ass man, makes me wanna hurl. Have self confidence.  IM NOT DR FUCKIN PHIL, I cant boost up ur ego all the time, I barely hanging on myself, sheesh......be random (my favorite word:}) Funny is also a good thing....oh btw....talking about sex  and the things u wanna do to me doesnt do anything to me but make me laugh at you and u lose my attention fast, Capeesh!!!

7) No, I dont wanna meet u!! Are u serious? lol How do I know ur not a seriel killer, Im not taking my chances, get the fuck outta here with that!!!

Well, cant think of anything more right now, feel free to PM me one and I will answer it....

As for other Fubar stuff.......People bitchin about people begging for blings and such, who fuckin cares what they do, is it hurting you? Are u too lazy to hit the delete button?? I guess u are...u would rather  put  it in ur status, but the truth is, it makes u look like a whinney ass bitch for doing it....maybe it makes them feel better about themselves, nothing wrong with that...and all these people saying, "oh, I dont have to beg", plzzzz...u fuckin beg, u just hide ur tracks really good...everyone is a player just some play the game alot better then others!!!

Well thats it for now, hate me plz...lol   Sheri

Automatic Tampon Remover

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.

There next to the paper roll were four buttons marked: WW WA PP ATR.

Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him.

He carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed on his bare bottom. He thought "Wow" these gals really have it nice!!

So a little more boldly he pressed the WA button and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.

"Aha" he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!"

So he pushed the next button PP with anticipation. A soft disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.

"Man, this is great," he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.

When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off...confused he buzzed the nurse to find out what happened. :}

Well it has come to my attention, that since I only have 18 crushes, Im not pretty enough.....really?? lmaooo. I dont need tons of people to know Im pretty, Im confident with my looks. You will never see me beg for crushes, complain cause I lost one, give me a break, just not me!!! Id tell ya, some folks really need to get a life, brain, something  lol

As for the Holiday, I hope everyone has a good one and get lots of stuff they dont need lol!! My love to all and all a good night........

Im hosting another Auction!!! So if u wanna join up, send me a PM with the subject Auction, the pic u wanna use and ur offers by Thursday the 30th. I will open up the auction Friday morning (Oct 1st). The auction will end whenever ur happy with a bid. There is no entry fee! I will not have any DRAMA, so it its u or surrounds u, u will be removed from  auction and friends list..thanks, Sheri