Hi!!! I’m Sian. I’m 24 and new here to FUBAR so please bare with me while I figure it all out. I used to be at MySpace for the last 8 years but they successfully screwed up that site as well as they could and I detest Facebook …

So here I am.

About me … well, what about me … I mean don’t most guys come here just to pick up chicks? So I’m guessin’ y’all aren’t here to discover what my favorite color is or why I hate my ankles. In fact, from my pics I’m sure almost all the guys who visit my page will just wanna know about my boobs.

LMAO!!!

Everybody loves my boobs. Hell, even CHICKS love my boobs. They are, as you can see, quite large. I’m ultra proud of my boobs. They’re also very fun to experience. I oughtta know because I suck on my own nipples all the time. I’m not tellin’ how big my boobs are. Any lover of great big boobs will have a good idea how big they are. Anyone who doesn’t know will just have to become more experienced with big titties and then come ask me. LOL!!!

I know I’m a big girl but I’m proud of who I am and not ashamed of my size. Either love on me the way I am or hit the bricks. I do wish my ass was a little smaller though. And nicer.

I love makeup and perfume. I love dressing up as girlie as I can. Lingerie is my thing, though I have been known to wear thong panties and G-string panties and Y-string panties in place of whatever panties come with particular lingerie sets because of a mood I may be in. If I’m horny, G-string all the way baby. But if I’m in the mood to be seductive, I’ll go all out and wear the most alluring thing I can get my hands on. I’m not AT ALL opposed to see-through lingerie or panties, either.

I dress casually for work at times but even then I let it be known that I’d kinda rather be dressed up in a wicked skintight mini-skirt and a blouse I can leave the top 3 or 4 buttons undone on. There is always, of course, frilly lingerie under there anyhow and when I’m wearing a mini-skirt you can pretty well bet I’m either wearing thong panties underneath or no panties at all.

I dig thigh-high boots but haven’t had a pair in a while. The ones I want cost $950 and that’s a pretty big bite out of my pocketbook. LOL!!! But I’ll get ‘em cuz I WANTZZZZ ‘em.

Before anyone asks, I’ll just tell it. I work for a major accounting firm and I love my job because it allows me 9 hours a day to sit at a desk and play online and get paid for it. LMAO!!! I don’t have any reluctance to sit there squeezing my thighs together all day right there at my desk with everyone walking right past, them unaware that a MASSIVE orgasm may be only moments away.

I’ve been known to masturbate at my work desk. LOL!!! It’s easy to get away with because I’m up against a wall (MMMMMMM I love the sound of THAT) but it’s pretty tough to hide when I really get going on myself because I’m a moaner and I express myself with my face A LOT so not letting everyone know how much I adore playing with myself … my head dropping back … my eyes narrowing … my mouth pursing into little O shapes … biting my bottom lip … my tongue slithering across my mouth … my breathing labored and shallow … my boobs pressed against the fabric of my blouse and my nipples poking to get out for me to suck on … goodness … I just caused myself a pretty … wet … little problem just by discussing this.

ANYHOW, now I don’t know what else to say about me. LOL!!! I had this big ol’ production of things I wanted to say but now I’ve frustrated myself into not being able to think straight.

Tell ya what … I’m gonna go take a self-love break and I’ll … cum … back to finish off the rest of my About Me later.

K?

TA and SMOOCHIES!!!

P.S. A LOT of guys have mentioned here about my lips. Thank you all for that. I love my mouth and try to always maintain that seductive little smirk punctuated by fiery red lips.