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Mark What You Have: [x] Mother [x]Father [x] Step-Father [] Step-Mother [] Step-Sister [x] Step Brother [x] Brother [x] Brother In Law [x] Sister [x] Sister In Law [x] Half sister [x] Half brother [x] Nephew [x] Niece [] Boyfriend [] Girlfriend [x] Mobile phone [x] Own bathroom [x] Own Room [] have a Swimming pool [] Hot tub []Guest room [x] Living Room [x] Computer [x] TV Total so far: 18 [x] Full size or bigger bed [x] More than 8 pairs of shoes [x] Sunglasses [x] Watch [x] MP3 Player/iPod [] PS3 or PS2 that works [] Xbox that works [] PSP that works [x] Gameboy/ Advance ( im a nerd) haha [] Gamecube [] Wii [] Laptop Total so far: 24 [] basketball hoop [] Air hockey table [] Pool table [] Ping pong table [] Foosball table Total so far: 24 [x] Nightstand [x] Stereo in bedroom [x]DVD player in your bedroom total so far: 27 [] Goes shopping at least once a week [] Expensive cologne/perfume [x] AIM/MSN [x] Camera on phone total so far: 29 [] Electric or gas scooter/4x4/motorcycle/car/4wheeler ] guitar/drums/bass guitar [] Piano/Keyboard [] Any other instrument [] Been on a cruise []traveled out of the country [] Had a personal trainer [x] expensive jewelery [x] Met a Celeb total so far: 31 [x] Straightener/curling iron [x] Have been to a batting cage [x] Have $100 on you right now [x] Credit card or atm card or debit card or bank card [x] Have a tv [x] Mirror in room [] foxtel [] foxtel in your room [] have 3 bedrooms in your house [] Been to Las Vegas [] Been to the Bahamas [] Been to Mexico total so far: 37 [x]have a car []Have owned or own a Jet ski/boat [] Camper [x] Been to 3+ states [x] 100+ buddies on facebook/myspace/bebo total so far: 40 [] home cooked meal almost everyday [] Been in a limo [] Been in a helicopter [x] Own a camcorder [x] Own a computer [] Have a north face jacket [] Shop at Hollister [] Shop at American Eagle [x] Shop at Pac Sun total: 43 Post as: I am a ... 1-22 = Ghetto 23-29 = Average Teen 30-35 = <<>> 40+ = Upper Class Snob

Wife answers door to stranger A wife answers the door bell and a man asks her, "Lady, do you have a vagina?" and she slams the door shut. The next day the wife answers the door bell and its the same guy and he asks her, "Lady, do you have a vagina?" and she slams the door shut. The woman tells her husband about the guy and he says he will stay home from work the next day and this time she should tell the man she has a vagina and see what happens. The door bell rings, the woman answers the door, the man asks, "Lady do you have a vagina?" to which she says, "Yes, I do." The man then tells her, "Well then tell your husband to make use of it and stay away from my wife."

One night while the parent's were having sex a kid walked into the room and saw his parents having sex. The mother jumped up and exclaimed, go in your room billy, I will be right in there. After careful consideration, the father decided that it would be best if he went in and explained it to billy. Billy, what we were doing is making you a baby brother. Oh goody, goody cried billy. The next morning as the father came down the stairs he found billy sitting at the bottom of the steps. What are you doing up billy he asked. I am thinking about my baby brother said billy and with that his father left for work. Late that evening the father came in from work to find billy sitting on the steps but crying this time. Why billy, what is wrong? This morning when I left you were happy about getting a baby brother and now you are crying. Well, I was happy daddy but then the mailman came and ate my baby brother all gone.

Poor Daddy One day a little boy woke up and sat down at the table expecting breakfast. However, his mother says, "You don't get any breakfast until you do your chores." --- A little pissed off, the boy goes out to do his chores. When he goes to milk the cow, he kicks it. When he goes to get eggs he kicks a chicken, and when he goes to feed the pigs, he kicks a pig. When the little boy sits down his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "Where is the bacon, eggs and milk?" asks the little boy. His mother replies, "I saw you kick the cow, so you don't get any milk; I saw you kick a chicken so you don't get eggs; and I saw you kick a pig so you don't get any bacon!" Just as she finishes saying this, the boy's father comes down the stairs and kicks the cat. The little boy looks up at his mother and asks, "Do you want to tell him, or should I?"

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Today is boring doing what I did last year spending it alone once again.. well not exactly alone Its kadens first Thanksgiving we have been playing all day. His first tooth finally popped out its exciting he wasnt really rotten either just drooling alot. He now weighs 14 lbs now and hes not yet 4 months till dec 12 my baby is growing up.. someone tell me how to make them stay small and sweet longer.. HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING A WONDERFUL FANTASTIC THANKSGIVING.!

NO LONGER Creeping past the crept of despair a world of pretense hanging on to hope walking through a mind numbing fog of paranoia Shirking back under the rock of self control A scrape book of anger to remember all that went wrong Drowning in a life of make believe with locks on the doors Two faces with little time, lost in an illusion and self pity Tired of lies without penalties that torch the roads of recovery Burnt out and hung over with all that is Hazing the world with the truth that no one seems to want welcoming me home to what once was and now no longer Lost in a tomb of dreams and so tired of living with someone Else's point of view. copyright JMS RELEASE .. Splashed across like a cheap horror show. It flows evenly with the start. At once with the first slash it trickles down. Unable to feel what this shit fucked life has become. I hold with steady hands the razor blade to my skin. A little harder a little deeper I cut. Bold and bright colors that look all to fake. Running down my arm in a slow stream. No pain, nor tears. Just cold bitter knowledge of how much I hate my existence. I look down. If I had the ability to love I would love this. The release the excitement of actually feeling something. copyright JMS FALLING FALLING THROUGH DIMENSIONS PARALLEL WALLS BLOCKING YOUR FALL COMMANDERS CONTROLLING THE DEAD WEEPING WALKING THROUGH THE CLOUDS FALLING PAST THE TREES THROUGH THE EARTHS FLOOR PIERCING THE SCREAMS HELLO HELL WHAT HAS NOW BECAME MY SO CALLED LIFE FOUR WALLS SURROUND MY WORLD NOT BIG ENOUGH TO MOVE BARLEY ENOUGH TO BREATH SETTLING DOWN AS THEY COVER MY COLD HARD BODY WITH DIRT STARTING TO SCREAM "IT JUST CANT END THIS WAY" HAVING SO MANY WRONGS TO RIGHT. I SURRENDER WHAT IS THE USE WHO WOULD HELP ME NOW. I LYE BACK CLOSING MY EYES ONE LAST TIME WHISPERING YOUR NAME copyright JMS

Yesterday was fun Katie looked beautiful.. Kris should have won. Kaden was a good boy the whole time seen lots of kids got tons of hugs.. threw peanuts at people took pictures and as soon as I get them uploaded I will post them. Kaden will be 3 months soon probably around the time of our big move I will miss you all but dont regret the change lol.. Now I need to leave to take katie to the mall.. Kadens first mall trip believe it or not.. haha

Everyone knows Im excited about leaving 15 days till the move.. cant wait I so bad want to get out of this state and I think it will be good for kaden and I... I wll try to keep in touch with all of you guys my room mate has the internet so I would be without it long. I will keep everyone up to date on everything my cell is still on but my house phone will be turned off because roomie is smart shes already got one lol ttyl..