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Shameless
created @ 07/19/2015 10:01 am
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"Over the hills' in a weird little land. Lived fairies and goblins with more than two hands'. Some goblins' they say can come with four eyes'. The dragons' can scorch with simplest of sighs'. The scariest things' to people like us, cos nothing can touch them. They're allergic to fuss. Until Their mother appeared, started roaming their valley. Hiding and pouncing from deep, dark allies'. No noise. No chewing. No signs' of a fight. Devouring children with a plate of french fries'. The bitch as she is called in the company of elves. Brought this tormenting curse upon herself. She'd been on a bender and staggered home pissed. Found an eighth and some Rizlas'and rolled out a spliff. Got the munchies' and reached for the handiest snack. She hate her own kids' and then spat them straight back. "Forgive me, my beauties, what a dreadful mistake!" The children can't hear her they've gone its too late."
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