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51 Year Old · Male · From Portland, OR · Joined on July 28, 2006 · Born on March 3rd · I have a crush on someone!
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51 Year Old · Male · From Portland, OR · Joined on July 28, 2006 · Born on March 3rd · I have a crush on someone!
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TREAT ME GOOD, I'LL TREAT YOU BETTER; TREAT ME BAD, I'LL TREAT YOU WORSE!!!!



Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.

Mike will go to jail for ...


Resisting arrest while having sex




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Angry Drunk
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If you were to buy me, it would cost you $726,879.30! What are you worth?

I will die on Sunday, June 12, 2044 When will you die?

How You Live Your Life
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You tend to deprive yourself of things you crave, for your own good.

You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think.

Your friends tend to be a as quirky as you are - which is saying a lot!

You tend to always dream of things within reach - and you usually get them.




Your Birthdate: March 3
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You are more than a big ball of energy - you are a big ball of hyper.

You are always on the go, but you don't have a type a personality.

Instead of channeling your energy into work, you instead go for fun and adventure.

Witty and verbal, you can have an interesting conversation with anyone.



Your strength: Your larger than life imagination



Your weakness: You tend to be pretty scattered



Your power color: Lime



Your power symbol: Lightening bolt



Your power month: March


Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
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You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!

Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.

You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it yours.



You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable

Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life

By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.



Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.

Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.

No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover.


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What Your Soul Really Looks Like
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You are quite expressive and thoughtful. You see the world in a way that others are blind to.



You are not a very grounded person. You prefer dreams to reality. For you, it's all about possibilities.



You see yourself with pretty objective eyes. How you view yourself is almost exactly how other people view you.



Your near future is calm, relaxing, and pretty much what you want. And it's something you've been anticipating for a while now.



For you, falling in love is all about the adventure and uncertainty. You can only fall in love with someone who keeps you guessing.



You Are 84% Gentleman
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No doubt about it, you are a total gentleman.

You please the pickiest ladies, and you make everyone in a room feel comfortable.



Your Italian Name Is...
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Pietro Bruno




You Play it Cool
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You're not in your face, smokin' hot... and it's all by design

You have a carefully crafted cool persona, leaving everyone wanting to know just a little more.



Your Porn Star Name Is...
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Rod Steel




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Charles Manson
You are a crazy psycho bastard, ohh you're intimidating and spooky.



51 Year Old · Male · From Portland, OR · Joined on July 28, 2006 · Born on March 3rd · I have a crush on someone!
Interests
Well what can I say about myself? Not too sure. If you wanna know...Just ask. I am an open book.
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Boondock Saints
Godfather
Godfather II
Godfather III
Goodfellas
A Bronx Tale
Pulp Fiction
Reservior Dogs
Blood In Blood Out
American Me
Gotti
Mobsters
Casino
Heat
Forest Gump
Saw
I Am Sam
Lion King
Crazy/Beautiful
Sleepers
Mystic River
Ladder 49
Phenomenom
Titanic
Powder
You Got Served
Castaway
Kings Of Comedy
Latin Kings Of Comedy
Grease
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Boyz In The Hood
Colors
Half Baked
Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
Barbershop
Barbershop 2
A Few Good Men
Purple Rain
Big Money Hustlas
Batman
Fast Times At Ridgemont High
The Shining
Red Dragon
Silence Of The Lambs
Hannibal
Gacy
Ed Gein
Dahmer
Assualt On Precinct 13
Gone In 60 Seconds
Con Air
Face/Off
This Boys Life
Rocky
Rocky II
Rocky III
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Rocky V
Ford Fairlane
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I go on many girlfriend interviews. Would you pay for our meal?

what are you long term goals in 10 to 20 years?

Are you a lady on the street, but a freak in the bed?

What do you do when you have nothing to do?

Is there too much hate in the world?

What would win in a fight, an electric eel or a rattlesnake?

Which "Jetson" is your favorite?

Velcro, slip-on, or laces?

Have you ever been in a wheelchair? If so why?

How many bottles of perfume do you own? Name them...

In your opinion what is a perfect man?

Are diamonds your best friend?

Ever been to Vegas?

Do you twist off your oreo?

Ever been in prison?

Can you make time for me?

Ever been to Graceland?

What is your sign?

If you could ask me any question what would it be?

What is your favorite movie?

Spooning or opposite ends of the bed?

Whats your worst fear?

Summer or Winter?

Largest count of roses you have received?

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why do u think i would be good for you?

whats the best thing that has happend to you?

Why would you be good for me?

How many lies have you told?

Have you lied to me?

Whats your age in cat years?

Did you think this was a complete waste of time?




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