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I would like to get this message when I call a business > number!! >> >> >> >> GOOD MORNING, >> WELCOME TO THE >> UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. >> Press "1" for English. >> Press "2" to disconnect until you Learn to speak English

Yep! I passed it on... .. I am sorry but after hearing they want to sing the National Anthem in Spanish - enough is enough. No where did they sing it in Italian, Japanese, Polish, Irish (Celtic), German, Portuguese, Greek, French, or any other language because of immigration. It was written by Francis Scott Key and should be sung word for word the way it was written. The news broadcasts even gave the translation -- not even close. Sorry if this offends anyone but this is MY COUNTRY - IF IT IS YOUR COUNTRY SPEAK UP ---- please pass this along~ I am not against immigration -- just come through like everyone else. Get a sponsor; have a place to lay your head; have a job; pay your taxes, live by the rules AND LEARN THE LANGUAGE as all other immigrants have in the past -- and GOD BLESS AMERICA Will we still be the Country of choice and still be America if we continue to make the changes forced on us by the people from other countries that came to live in America because it is the Country of Choice?????? Think about it! All we have to say is, when will they do something about MY RIGHTS? We've gone so far the other way, bent over backwards to not offend anyone, that I am now being offended. But it seems that no one has a problem with that. This says it all! This is an editorial written by an American citizen, published in a Tampa newspaper. He did quite a job; didn't he? Read on, please! IMMIGRANTS, NOT AMERICANS, MUST ADAPT. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Sept. 11, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Americans. However...... the dust from the attacks had barely settled when the "politically correct! " crowd began complaining about the possibility that our patriotism was offending others. I am not against immigration, nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who is seeking a better life by coming to America. Our population is almost entirely made up of descendants of immigrants. However, there are a few things that those who have recently come to our country, and apparently some born here, need to understand. This idea of America being a multicultural community has served only to dilute our sovereignty and our national identity. As Americans.....we have our own culture, our own society, our own language and our own lifestyle. This culture has been developed over centuries of struggles, trials, and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom. We speak ENGLISH, not Spanish, Portuguese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, Greek, Polish, Italian, French, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society, learn the language! "In God We Trust" is our national motto. This is not some Christian, right wing, political slogan. We adopted this motto because Christian men and women.......on Christian principles............ founded this nation..... and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home.........because God is part of our culture. If Stars and Stripes offend you, or you don't like Uncle Sam, then you should seriously consider a move to another part of this planet We are happy with our culture and have no desire to change, and we really don't care how you did things where you came from. This is OUR COUNTRY, our land, and our lifestyle. Our First Amendment gives every citizen the right to express his opinion and we will allow you every opportunity to do so! But once you are done complaining....... whining...... and griping.......about our flag......our pledge......our national motto.......or our way of life...I highly encourage you to take advantage of one other Great American Freedom.... THE RIGHT TO LEAVE. It is Time for America to Speak up If you agree -- pass this along; if you don't agree -- delete it! rrc ..

Saturday, October 07, 2006 ladies enjoy Eight Words with two Meanings > > 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. > >Female..... Any part under a car's hood. > >Male.... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. > > > >2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. > >Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. > >Male.... Playing football without a cup. > > > >3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. > >Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. > >Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. > > > >4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. > >Female... A desire to get married and raise a family. > >Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. > > > >5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. > >Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. > >Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. > > > >6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. > >Female... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. > >Male...... A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male bonding. > > > >7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. > >Female...... The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. > >Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. > > > >8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. > >Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. > >Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. > >AND; > >He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. > >She said . . . You wear pants don't you? > > > >He said . . .... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? > >She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! > > > >He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? > >She said . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror! > > > >He said . ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay? > >She said . . They don't have time > > > >He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? > >She said . . We don't know; it has never happened. > > > >He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good- looking? > >She said . . . They already have boyfriends. > > > >She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night? > >He said . . . A widow. > > > >He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women? > >She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. > > > >SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO > >THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT! --> -->--> toctype = X-unknown --> --> --> --> toctype = text --> --> --> --> text --> --> --> --> toctype = message --> --> --> --> toctype = X-unknown --> --> --> --> toctype = text --> --> --> --> text --> 7:43 PM - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove pass it on

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