Sexual Calorie Counter
REMOVING HER CLOTHES
with her consent..........12 calories
without her consent..........187 calories
OPENING HER BRA
with both hands..........8 calories
with one hand..........12 calories
with your teeth..........85 calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM
with an erection..........6 calories
without an erection..........315 calories
PRELIMINARIES
trying to find the clitoris..........8 calories
trying to find the G-Spot..........92 calories
POSITIONS
missionary..........52 calories
69 lying down..........78 calories
69 standing up..........112 calories
wheelbarrow..........216 calories
her on top..........524 calories
doggy style..........726 calories
donkey punch..........912 calories
ORGASM
real..........112 calories
false..........315 calories
POST ORGASM
lying in bed hugging..........18 calories
getting up immediately..........36 calories
explaining why you got out of bed immediately..........816 calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION
20-29 years olds..........36 calories
30-39 years old..........80 calories
40-49 years old..........1124 calories
50-59 years old..........1972 calories
60-69 years old..........2916 calories
70 years old and over..........results are still pending
DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS
calmly..........32 calories
in a hurry..........98 calories
with her father knocking at the door..........1218 calories
with her spouse knocking at the door..........5521 calories
