So fuck these child-like surveys about sex... Here's MY version bitches!
Have you ever:
Ended up with bad bruises after great sex? Not bad ones. But some real visible ones on my neck. They were hickeys but really big and visible.
Ended up with Missing body jewelry? No
Been with the same sex? No
Had a threesome? Not yet.
What kind was it:
MMF(2 guys and a girl)
FFM(2 girls and a guy)
Had something in your ass(Other than a cock)? Ahahaha. No. My ass is exit only thank you very much.
What was it?
Did you enjoy it?
Video recorded during sex? No
Taken pictures during sex? No
Had sex in public(with people around out in the open)? No
How was it?
Said these words during sex:
Daddy:
Mommy:
Madam:
Sir:
God:
Baby:
Bitch: Yes
Whore: Yes
Cunt:
Mother Fucker:
Smack that ass:
Eat that pussy:
You like that: Yes
Harder:
More:
Please:
Suck It:
Love it:
Deeper:
Faster:
Had anal sex? Briefly. We started to but she wanted to stop because it felt too good. Go figure...lol
Fucked more than 1 person in a night(other than a 3some etc..)? No
Answered the door completely naked? No
Choked someone or been choked during sex? No
Pulled someone's hair or had your hair pulled during sex? Pulled someone's hair.
Tried double penetration? Uh, no.
XXXtras
What sexual aids/toys do you have? None.
How many nude photos of your self do you have? Haha. All of them.
How many nude photos of other people do you have? I'll never tell if I have any or not.
Describe how your lover feels after sex with you: Either satisfied or wanting more. Mostly wanting more.
Your routine after sex? It depends on how good the sex was.
Your partner
What kind of chick you would normally go after: I'm too lazy to detail it...lol
Eyes: Blue, green or brown.
Hair: Blonde, black or brown and straight.
Boobs: Medium size. Like B or C. Maybe a D if they don't look too big.
Ass: A great ass. Hehe.
Pussy: Shaved. :P
Skin: I don't know.
Body Type: Slender or average.
Voice: I don't know.
Attitude/personality: same as me. Laid-back, easy-going, good sense of humor. good personality.
Tats/Piercings: Nothing extreme and no tattoos all over her body. Otherwise, I don't care.
What kind of Guy you would normally go after:
Eyes:
Hair:
Skin:
Body Type:
Voice:
Attitude/personality:
Dick:
Ass:
Chest:
Facial Hair:
Tats/Piercings:
Do you use any protection? Yes
Do you prefer with or without condoms? With.
Do you enjoy taking photos or videotaping the act? Never done that so I can't say.
Numbers
How many men have you fucked? Uh, none and I'd like to keep it that way.
How many women have you fucked? Just one.
How many men in the past month? See first answer in this section.
How many women in the past month? None.
How many men have you 'played with' without actually having sex within the past month? See first answer in this section.
How many women have you 'played with' without actually having sex within the past month? None.
The final Questions
How good are you in bed in your opinion???? In my opinion, good enough. I can satisfy a woman and then satisfy her again. I'm not boasting or being cocky. It's the truth. I have alot of stamina.
Call the last person you fucked right now.
Ok, Ask them how good you are in bed.
They answer: Haha. I'm not calling my ex-girlfriend.
Repost and find your next great fuck!
