Currently seeking a REAL MAN!
Must fit all of the below qualifications in order to be considered.
1. MUST HAVE A BRAIN
2. MUST KNOW HOW TO USE SAID BRAIN
3. BRAIN MUST BE LOCATED ABOVE SHOULDERS
4. MUST BE A REAL MAN (NO BOYS NEED APPLY)
5. MUST BE STRONG, SMART, AND KIND
6. MUST BE FAITHFUL AND HONEST
7. MUST BE GENTLE AND SWEET
8. MUST SHARE TV REMOTE
9. MUST LOVE FAMILY
10. MUST LOVE KIDS
11. MUST BE APPRECIATIVE AND UNDERSTANDING
12. MUST BE MATURE
13. MUST NOT BE A BABY
14. MUST BE KNOWLEDGEABLE IN FOREPLAY
15. MUST LOVE ORAL SEX (GIVING AND RECIEVING)
16. WILL NOT OFFER TO BRING IN A 3RD PARTY
17. MUST LIKE PORN
18. WILL NOT WHINE OR BITCH
19. MUST BE ABLE TO GIVE MASSAGES
20. MUST LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM INSIDE AND OUT
21. MUST NOT WANT TO CHANGE ME
22. MUST KNOW HOW TO BEHAVE IN PUBLIC
23. MUST BE ABLE TO DRESS HIMSELF
24. WILL NOT CONTROL WHO MY FRIENDS ARE
25. MUST NOT BE CONTROLLING
26. MUST KNOW HOW TO SHOW AFFECTION AND GIVE COMPLIMENTS
27. WILL NOT ACT LIKE ANYONE BUT HIMSELF
28. MUST NOT BE A LIAR
29. MUST NOT BE A FAKE
30. MUST NOT EVER CHEAT
30. MUST LOVE CUDDLING
31. MUST LOVE KISSING
32. WILL BE THE KIND OF MAN WHO JUST WANTS TO HOLD ME CLOSE AND LOVE ME.
Can you handle this? If you can't don't bother contacting me. I am a human being and wish to be treated as such. These are simple things. If you fit the above qualifications there is one more thing that must apply
COMMON SENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't have it, learn it, and try again later. Thanx.
