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42 Year Old · Male · Invited by: Clemson Chick · Joined on February 21, 2008 · Born on August 17th · 1 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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42 Year Old · Male · Invited by: Clemson Chick · Joined on February 21, 2008 · Born on August 17th · 1 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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Sup y'all, I'm Joe. Point blank and simple. I've seen the way my ex-wife/number 1 bitch, Clemson Chick, her best friend, Allsmilesfade1270, and her nephew loves this site so I figured that I might as well join if I ever wanted to get any of their attentions...lol


Make sure y'all show love to Clemson Chick and Allsmilesfade1270.


I really don't like talkin' about myself. I've been thru hell and back. I say whats on my mind, and at times that isn't a good thing. Basically, if you don't wanna know don't ask!


redneck

42 Year Old · Male · Invited by: Clemson Chick · Joined on February 21, 2008 · Born on August 17th · 1 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
Interests
huntin', fishin', muddin', the water.


I love to kick back and have a damn good time.


I love beautiful women but only one has held my eyes for 10 years. Even if she is a bitch, she's my bitch.

redneck boy
Music
I like the old country and the old time rock and roll. I love slow jams, you know baby makin music.

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  • Clemson ChickCarolina Boy
    Hey, tard, I found your twin!!!!!!redneck cat Pictures, Images and Photos

    15 years ago · Reply
  • HottielipsCarolina Boy
    You've been slapped on the Ass If you get 1-3 back ur Hot! 4-6 ur Sexy! 7-12 ur Ass is mine! Start Slappin. I better get this back. lol.

    15 years ago · Reply
  • Clemson ChickCarolina Boy
    Hey, Darlin'. I hope things go well for you tomorrow in court. quotes

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Clemson ChickCarolina Boy
    Hey jackass! This sounds like something I would say, doesn't it?quotes

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Clemson ChickCarolina Boy
    If I happened to show up on your door step crying, Would you Care?If I called you and asked you to pick me up because something Happened,Would you come?If I had one day left, to live my life; Would you be part of That last day?If I needed a shoulder to cry on, Would you give me Yours?This is a test to see who your real friends are or if you are just someoneto talk to you when they are bored . .Send this to Everybody on your list including the person who sent it to you.I just Did.....because you are my friend.Do you know what the relationship is between your two eyes?They blink together, they move together, they cry together, They see thingstogether and they sleep together, BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER.. that'swhat friendship is.Your aspiration is your motivation, your motivation is your belief, yourbelief is your peace, your peace is your target, your target is heaven, andlife is like hell without FRIENDS.It's 'world best friends week'.Who is your best friend?Send this to all Yo ur good friends.Even me, if I am one of them.See how many you get back.If you get more than 3 then you really are a lovable person...

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Clemson ChickCarolina Boy
    How to kill a cheating man:cheaterBITE MY ASS!

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  • Clemson ChickCarolina Boy
    Guess what? You are on my last nerve. Just letting you know. *hugz&kicks* yes, I said kicks..like my size 7.5 on your ass! hehehe love/hate,your 1st wife.

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  • Clemson ChickCarolina Boy
    What is your problem calling me that early this morning??? LoL Damn you, why can't I stay mad at your stupid ass???

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Clemson ChickCarolina Boy
    Bugy, I've been doing a lot of thinking lately. What you said to me last night when you called me normally would have had me in your arms in a heartbeat. However, I'm stronger now. Thanks to you and a few other people. I can't do this anymore. I can't pretend that everything is all right while I'm dying on the inside. Yes, I will love you until the day I die, but I can no longer be your fool. I can no longer be your safe haven. I can no longer be the one who will make everything all right. over the past ten years you have managed to get me to do anything and everything you wanted me to do. No more. It's done. love/hate,bjmvr

    16 years ago · Reply
  • HottielipsCarolina Boy
    MUUAAHHH!!!! I WANT ONE BACK! You've been blown a KISS.If u get 1-3 ur sweet, 4-6 adorable, 7-9 freaken hot.So start blowin them kisses"If you get 5 back your spoiled__________, .-'Y _^-,______, .-'^H E , -^_^-, .._, .-'^ R S , .-^_______..|_.. H E , .-^____________k__.., .-^_________________i________________________ss________________________kis_______________________skiss_______________________kissk______________________isskiss____________________kisskisskis__________________skisskisskisski________________sskisskisskisskissk______________isskisskisskisskisskiss____________kisskisskisskisskisskisskis_________skisskisskisskisskisskisskisskiss_______kisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskissk______isskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskiss______kisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskis_______skisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskis~*~*~YOUVE JUST BEEN KISSED~*~*~""

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Clemson ChickCarolina Boy
    Hey jackass! :-) I just got off of the phone with you and, yes, I'm still a little upset! How DARE you call people to find out wtf I'm doing! How DARE you send people to spy on me! OMG! Anyways...I found this and it sounds like us:Photobucketlove ya jackass

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Clemson ChickCarolina Boy
    I still don't like you right this second. Ohhhhhh boy wtf are you tryin' to do to me???? Bite melove/hate,me

    16 years ago · Reply
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