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Phantompimpi live in Calgary now, just wanting to get out there and meet some people(which im slowly doing) Things that I like to do (interests); discovering new music that i actually like, guitar lessons with Al, camping when i can, video games when theres nothing else to do... music that chills your spine, eyes that kill you blind, full packed bongs, Tommy Chong, and hair thats really really long...., freaky videos, anything outside, animals, and... The Sun/Moon... playing guitar, outdoors, camping, dreams, astrology, videogames, drinking, hockey, music, growing plants, writing, pool, animals, photography
KouklaI am originally from Clarkston, Michigan but in June 05' I moved out to Scottsdale, Arizona... I love it out here.. It is paradise 365 days a year to me now!
I am greek and proud of it.. ;)
I love to travel, shop, dine in and out, play any outside sports, I am a girly girl and I love to be spoiled and pampered..in return I treat my man like a king. I am very old fashioned in a lot of ways..with a 2006 twist ;)
Want to know more..too bad!!!
Hey guys I am very new to this...Sorry if I don't get back to you. I am not sure how to..haha
I am usually on myspace if anything. Just joined this for Dave..haha!!!
Check this out....http://www.myspace.com/daddieskoukla
JennHi everybody! I'm Jennifer. I like to do just about anything..dance, drink, be with friends, shop..spend money... I have 3 tattoos (wanting more) I'm in a relationship. I'm the happiest I have ever been..hes my world an everything in it!! :) Need to know more just AIM me or whatever...Peace Out! Oh an you can catch me on myspace 2--- http://myspace.com/JennNJuice
I like to do just abour anything---going to the lake spending days at a time there, getting drunk, being with friends, shop, like scarey movies...an all other stuff...
Alpha BettyBuy Me A Rose
I love roses...I want roses
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http://www.secretrosegarden.com “Sometimes people spend a lifetime protecting a dignity they never had.”
Raymond Chandler.
Ty10480I'm just your easy-going, fun-loving American girl. I like meeting new people and love to make new friends. music, movies, pool, darts, bowling, poetry . . .
AngelmeatpieI am awesome! Cosplay, Visual Kei, Sewing, Fashion Design, J-rock, Guitars, Music, Video games, Concerts, Nana, Paradise Kiss, Alternative cultures Joan Jett Battle Royale, Wild Zero, Requiem for a Dream, Kill Bill 1+2, Harry Potter 1+2+3, The Last Unicorn, Suicide Club, Tale of Two Sisters, Rock n Roll High School
GromitI would love to meet any women who are adventurous and also have very long hair or have shaved their head...I know dramatic differences there but hey I go for the dramatic types...Anyway, hope to hear from ya...Toodles, Rich I love to party, love giving haircuts...its the hairstylist in me...um...you name it I'll try it...Anyway, talk to me please! My Girl, Clerks 1 and 2, Chasing Amy, Mall Rats, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
AugieSingle guy that's 5'-9" and has an athletic build that is searching for the one sexy woman to rock both out worlds!!! Sports and having a great time with friends and with a sexy woman!!! Walter Payton Happy Gilmore, Wedding Crashers, Flags of our Father,...........
CrazikidGet your layout at TweakYourPage.com
i live in cape town south africa and im always ready for action.CherryTAP Images at TweakYourPage.com
Lului the kind of girl that takes life very easy!! im not scared to break a nail or get dirty....i love traveling to exotic places, cold beer with good friends, and life all together!!!
Angel EyesScorpio - Your Love Profile
Your positive traits:
You're red hot passion makes anyone you date feel extremely wanted
Loyalty, to the point of doing anything to protect your lover
You are mysterious and charismatic - and you easily draw people in
Your negative traits:
You tend to be paranoid and think that the worst is going on with your lover
You turn cold and mean at the first sign of conflict in relationship
You sometimes become obsessed with dates - so much so that you develop jealousy early on
Your ideal partner:
Someone who will take the time to win you over. Not an easy task!
Is able to keep up with your carnal appetite... lots of stamina needed.
Reassures you of their love and loyalty on a daily basis.
Your dating style:
Intense. You prefer to stay in with take out and conversation - so that no one else is distracting you and your date.
Your seduction style:
Hot. New partners have trouble believing that your libido is for real.
You have incredi
Johnber70well i dont know im realy looking to meet new ppl and for ppl to xchat with im on here as well as http://www.hoverspot.com/johnber70 stop off and say hi on there is you like or send me a tell on aol or yahoo im not looking for a girl friend or anything like that so if you want clean chat im here plzzz hit me up :)
Acvintoni am a 20 year old marine im 6ft 200lbs i work out every day to stay in shape and im a very easy person to get along with
well i like relaxing after work playing sports and haning out with my buddies
Palmlez64I AM DEAF LESBIAN BUT WOULD LIKE TO MEET A NEW FRIENDS
TorchIM A CHILL PERSON. MARRIED TO MY LOVELY WIFE ASHLEIGH. I HAVE TWO LIL GIRL SERENA AND OLIVIA. I GROW UP IN SOUTHEAST ROANOKE IN THE SLUMS AND IM JUST TRY TO GIVE MY KIDS A BETTER LIFE THAN I HAD. SOMETIME I GO BY THE NAME 9LYVES ALWAYS YOU CAN CALL ME THE BOY WONDER, TORCH, DOUG BROWN I HAVE A ALOT OF NAMES. IT HURT LIKE HELL BUT I GOT PAID HA HA HA. BOTH MY PARENTS OR STILL ALIVE MY MOM'S NAME IS DELINDA AND MY DAD'S GARY. I HAVE ONE BROTHER NAMED JOSH AKA RYDA. I HAVE 25 TATTOOS AND FIVE PEIRCINGS, BROWN HAIR, AND WEIGH ABOUT 160LBS. THATS ABOUT IT SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY PEOPLES ON E STREET GETTING DRUNK AND HUSTLIN... LEO R.I.P. STAN LEE, THE CREW MAIMI INK AND INKED, I'D LIKE TO MEET CAREY HART CAUSE I THINK HES THE BEST AT WHAT HE DOES. AND REST IN PEACE ODB, TUPAC, BIGGIE, AND JMJ Buried at PhotoCasket.com I LIKE GRUESOME AND BLOODY HORROR MOVIES Buried at PhotoCasket.com Buried at PhotoCasket.com Buried at PhotoCasket.comBuried at PhotoCasket.comBuried at PhotoCasket.comBuried at
YpiffaniI'm 5'7 with reddish brown hair and brown eyes... full figured great personality, loves to laugh I'll fill more in when I get the time.
Yulialover69IM A SWEETGIRL I LUV HANGIN OUT WITH MY FAMILY AND FRIENDZ, BUT I WORK IN A FACTORY DOIN CARS STUFF & HOUSE PARTS TOO, I LUV LISTEIN TO MUSIC ALOT.. ANYTHING LIKE ALTERNATIVE, POP, ROCK, SOMETIMES SPANISH MUSIC, ECT.. IM HISPANIC I SPEAK SPANISH & ENGLISH BUT LIL BIT ITALIAN, BUT MY MOM DAD HE IS PURTUGUESE UKNOW WUT I MEAN ANYWAYZ I HAVE 2 SIS THEY ARE 21,28,IM 22 WE ARE AQUARIUS MY BROS ARE 24,26,30 PLUS WE HAVE 4 NEPHEWS THEY R 7,7,3,4 I LUV TO HANG OUT WITH EVERYONE LIKE GOTHIC PEOPLE ECT...IF U DO HAVE MSN OR AIM?? JUST ADD ME OK MY MOM SHE COOOKZ GOOD AS HELL!!
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[xpoptartx]Ello I'm Nikki!!
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Likes:
Bloodraineye linerDead thingspurpleFamily Guyanything DeadDani Filthzombiesfull moonsglowsticksCows[tehehe lol]FirePartyingBeing CrazyPoetry
Open minded peopleHorror moviesFaygoCandy
Dislikes:prepslightpeople who hurt my friendsthe sunGuys who treat their girlfriends like trashBody hairDirty peoplerappop musickids that constantly are depressed for No reason. . . .
R.I.P Mark
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I miss my big brother More than anyone knows:X
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|2unnerI'm 23, in the U.S.Army. I like to have fun, get drunk and chill. If you want to know more, ask! Guns, cars, trucks, the outdoors, tattoos, and life.
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Miss Kiyra30 years old.. open minded, fun loving hippie chick. Ive got a very unique lifestyle that most dont understand but those that do consider me a good friend.
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Im a simple girl thats usually very busy but i Adore internet chat. I love good music, cooking, good herb, and special friends. My parents for putting up with me as well as my husband , my boyfriend and my girlfriends. ( yes ive got them all lol) Stoner flicks.
how high
jay and silent bob
up in smoke
dazed and confused
Killjoy666hey everyone! im just checking out this site for the fuck of it. everyone seems very cool. I like to to play music and hang out with my friend...drink...have fun....basic american lifestyle. hope to talk to you all sometime. you can check out my band on myspace as well the mudusa's is the name.
Cinsamiliahmmm. well, i like reading,anime,jack russell terriers, kittens, rainbows, tattoos, country music, heavy metal, collecting pens, i dont skateboard but i have friends that do, snowboarding, never been camping before but its something i want to try in this lifetime, big cups,alice in wonderland and american mcgee's alice, hardworking hands, soft hands are ok too :) robot chicken, BTVS, drag racing, theater, christmas is my favorite holiday for togetherness..not gifts. trust me. i got a mop-vac for christmas one year with cleaning supplies from my parents so i could be their personal maid. LOL. seriously, i did....anyway, so im pretty much up for anything, lifes too short to be afraid and experience later will always be helpful to make you a better person.
Love & Aloha,
Cinz
~chalon~Well Im about a month out of divorce, I love thunderstorms and rainy days, pink roses, a bed with tons of pillows and cold sheets, lips nice full lips, dancing, music mostly rap but I also love the Natalie Merchant/Dido kind also. The beach, cute clothes, my phone, and people that are real. No fake people or liars, a lazy day, the sun on my face, four wheeling, fishing but dont eat meat though. Im very into animal rights, good lookin men and women, fast cars, a good night out and my family.
C)))hristian Llewellyn Black Hardy"..the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn burn burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars.."
-Jack Kerouac, On the road Pinball, Prog, Sex, Life, Sociology, Drugs, Art, Journalism, Film, Filth, Noise, Electronics, Culture-Jamming, Cats, Organic Food, Fair-Trade, Travel, Water, W. S. Burroughs, Kurt Vonnegut, Haruki Murakami, Rock, Roll, & all things in between.
Gizmo32heyyyyyyyyy im 5ft 2 with a sense of humour ...likes dressing up tattos and motorbikes ,witch i ride. am a body piercer and an artist.love vampire movies and playing role play games
tattoos body piercing ...live role play .. motorbikes and riding them
Slaveforalljust a normal guy, but sometimes in a rule to play :-) Broadcast Yourself LIVE
SunshineI always have trouble doing these things... I'm more of a question answerer... if thats a words.. but um.. yea, I'm Sunshine. I live for music and and constantly at the box that sits on my desk. I love making new friends and chatting. I don't have to describe my looks, cuz, hello pictures, lol um... I don't know.. if you want to know anythign about me, message me on here, or yahoo (loveless_sunshine) or Aol... (squeexninjette).. umm yea.. bye! lol Anything bloody and gorey. I'm huge into horror movies, watch them more than anythign else, so.... The Lost Boys, Dawn of the Dead, Land of the Dead, god there are just too many to name.. add some action, The Matrix, Fight Club, The Boondock Saints... a hint of comdeic relief, Shaun of the Dead, Pool Hall Junkies, and a dash of romance.... Sweet November
Eat Me26 YR OLD HAWAIIAN AND FILIPINA FEMALE ORIG. FROM DA YAY AREA 415 NOW LIVING IN SIN CITY 702 ENJOY JUST KICKIN IT AND HAVING FUN I'M A SINGLE MOTHER OF A 10YR OLD GIRL WHO THINKS SHE'S 30 ... YEAH SHE THINKS SHE MY MOM . SHE IS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME IN MY LIFE . I BEEN DIVORCED FOR 1 YR AND I FEEL AWHOLE LOT OF FREEDOM AND SPACE. I WAS MARRIED FOR 10 YEARS TO MY DAUGHER'S FATHER . HE'S FROM CUBA SO SOME CUBANS ARE VERY DEMANDING... DON'T ASK WHY I DELT WITH HIM THAT LONG BUT I DID !!! N-E WAYS I'M A PEOPLE PERSON AND I GET ALONG WITH EVERYONE I EVEN GET ALONG WITH GIRLS( IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ) WINK!WINK! N-E WAYS HIT YOUR GIRL UP AND WE'LL SEE WHAT IT DO!!! KISSES 2 ALL MUAHH!! HAVING AWHOLE LOT OF FUN AND BEING A MAJOR FREAK!!1 SCARFACE AND MORE SCARFACE!!
Whiskeygurllaw, music, drawing,partying,writing, mostly spending time with my family and friends.
MariaMy main interest in life are my 3 wonderful kids, who mean the world to me.....The beach is my favorite considering I'm an Island girl...other than that, I like having a drink in a quiet place, where you ara able to carry on a conversation with a good friemd....
Vikktoriayou can call me Kiki. I enjoy everything. I have a twin sister. I am a mother of a beautiful baby boy. I enjoy going to the dessert and riding quads. I like sports and racing my 95 pontiac sunfire se 2-dr coupe. I enjoy life and take it with much ease. I have a wonderful husband who is 22 his name is Robert Hodor and hes in the Navy his profession is building bombs and working with m3's..we recently got married november 20th 2006.
The Core Motivation that drives me through life is "Power". Power means that I have the ability to get things done, to go from A to B as quickly and directly as possible. I naturally seek productivity and want others to see me as intellectually strong. I want my own way, I like to be in the driver's seat and am willing to pay the price to be in a leadership role even in an intimate relationship. However, I can get frustrated when my partner cannot think for himself or make intelligent decisions on his own. I tend to value whatever gets me ahead in life, wh
JonnyWell traveled for a 27 year old... product of a long 13 years of Catholic schooling. I've read the bible 4 times... mostly on the crapper. I like to play Candyland and Shutes and Ladders. I manipulate to get my way... but I play nice.
I'm a savage... I used to play in the woods alot. I enjoy other savages who can party as if they were not human. I am Polish/Austrian, therefore my blood is 40% vodka. Common sense is very important, unfortuneatly sold out in most areas. TV is for the weak... fast food for the weaker:) I despise politics and make fun of them frequently... I play lots of hackey sack, but think that hippies are smelly:) I have just realized that I have 123gigs of downloaded porn and counting... it's starting to scare me:) My turntables first and foremost, mountain biking, dressing up as a priest to spread the "wurd". Cooking is fun and long as I get to drink some wine and get fuzzy. I enjoy building and fixing things. Playing with tools is wicked fun!
Downtown313These things are always interesting because it should be easy to talk about ones self but it always seems like a challenge for me. How in words can I describe the experiences in my life that have made me who I am because without knowing this information nothing I write here will have any true meaning. .."Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
I am Highly interested in the workings of the human brain and I am willing to devote my life to help people throught there problems that is why I will be entering Graduate school, and come out with a Clincal Psychology degree.
I am also highly interested in history specificaly ancient History I believe a lot can be avoided be following history. On the fun side I am an avid golfer and it is the one thing that occupies my summer.
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Geicolizardi am white horny 10 ich 1/2 inch thick dick any thing eles u need 5'9 175 pound and love to lick pussy thats why i am called geico lizard i am a gay who can't stop fuckin just to let every one know i am not a long tream guy hell i am locked up to much for thats shit but any way i was on myspace and found out that sucked ass lol shit this site is allmost to fast for me lol i am not a deep person if u could not tell half the time i don't give a rats ass i do love the cherrys thou hmmm hmmm hmmm
IndianapapiEveryone wants you to keep it real, but no one wants to hear the truth.
Overly simply, yet simply complicated.
Pepperhey yall
I am jsut your basic redneck who loves his nascar and rodeo. Just here to hang out and make a few new friends. Take it easy and cowboy up!
Chi-chiI love Tattoos ,i'm shy, I Like Music, Concerts,Drinking with friends,I LOVE ROLLING ROCK FUCK YEAH LOL Walking, playing pool, camping, hanging out with my Naina and sister, pissing my neighbors off, old cars,hanging out with jeremy, playing with silly Lilly, road trips, playing with my puppy ,walking around, playing hack downtown, going to the cities with the girls and fucking off, American Head Charge, sitting and talking with Raina about dumb stuff that we hate or retards that piss us off ( you know who you are), hanging out with my sister (holding the plate), Walking with Amber thats great so funny, going with Lacey to see Kellys bee and waiting for something to come out of the woods it was so funny, watching weird shit on T.V., The Circus, Clowns, going places, makeign great memories, reading shit about seiral killers, being funny, Really just having fun,Being Silly with Karley in the car singing very loudly hahah doo dooo dooooooo lol, Beign a Perv with Ruth thats great, im am a
Taking OffA simple, mild tempered, fair humored woman who has many interests. My primary interest here is to offer support to a FRIEND - Ansel Brown. So ..... if you'd go check HIM out I would love it!!!!! I have MANY, MANY interests. Indoor, Outdoor, Domestic, Mechanical, Technical, Music.... People
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Ansels\' GirlI'm a new member as of today, 11-5, and still have no friggin clue how this works, just give me some time and i'll be hittin all of ya'll back, I promise!
Peace & Love Always,
Lisa
Here's a lil info though. I'm a country girl that loves every kind of music, movies, books, writing, painting, walks and being outside in general. Some of my favorite people/bands are Garth Brooks, Ansel Brown, Chris Cagle, Tim McGraw, Korn, Daughtry, Ozzy, AC/DC, Rascal Flatts, Ying Yang Twins, Eminem, 50 Cent, Carrie Underwood, Daddy Yankee and everything in between, seriously. Music is my life. Country music is probably number Uno though. But Hip hop is a close second! Anything I can shake my ass to is the key!
SatanicaIm 5'7, black hair, blue eyes. Love girls like guys. the usual. hate the world, im 21 YAY me. life sux ass. thats all 4 now
Ashley:-)im a college student and i hate school do not know why i am here. I am 19 years old and if you didnt get it yet i collect rubber duckies and even have a tattoo of one .. the end rubber duckies, volleyball and guitar hero.. getting tattooed is my life also haha ...
AngelHey.... About me..
Well first of all if you want me to add you as a friend... talk to me or leave me a message first... or at least with your friend request...
I'm really outgoing with allot of determination and ambition. More to update later..
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Feel free to leave me a voice comment.. anytime... It is free... So don't be shy and say hello..
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Aquarius
You are very random, changing moods eve
ShyLesbian.........Nooooooo Men!
Bi~byeHHHHMMM. About me, I'm 34 and a Sales Consultant for a wholesale coffee company. I'm a very social person so I love my job. I get paid to chat with people and travel. What more could a girl ask for? I love motorcycles. Sorry Harley lovers but my heart belongs to a guy/girl on a rice burner! I ride a dirtbike. It's a Yamaha 125. I'm thinking about getting something bigger though. I LOVE the outdoors. Camping, riding, hanging out at the lake, or just going for a moonlight ride when it's warm. I love music especially ROCK! I find it makes for a good grudge fuck!! :) I like it down and dirty! No I'm not looking for Cybersex just because I shared that info with you. If you need that go find a chatroom. I'm just an honest, drama-free, no shit talking chick who say's what she thinks. Anyway's enough about me. I want to know about you. Hit me up and let's (or lez)be friends.
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Drake TalbotRock n Roller with one foot in the grave. All things Horror. If its Evil, im into it. making music, tattoos, art, sexy ladies, kicking ass, drinking coffee, etc etc... Glenn Danzig,Lemmy kilmiester, Adam Duritz,Scott Hall, the Ghostbusters,Bruce Campbell, Dan Andriano, Mike Ness, Geoff Kresge, Mike Mignola, Taye Diggs. Oldschool Horror Flicks and Crazy Japanese Movies get me off. WILD ZERO(ROCK AND ROOOOOLLLL!)the evil dead trilogy, ghostbusters, aliens, mallrats, any tim burton films,any quenton tarentino films, pumpkinhead, night of the demons 1 and 2, shaun of the dead, ichii the killer, the devilman oav's, urotsukidoji:the legend of the overfiend, predator, hellraiser(just the first one) Lamberto Bava's Demons, big trouble in little china, escape from new york/LA, prince of darkness, dead alive,tales from the crypt:Demon knight, they live, from dusk till dawn, night of the living dead, return of the living dead 1 and 3( 2 was garbage), pretty much anything with bruce campbell or ro
2Yeah, yeah, blah blah blah.. ask me whatever u want, but tell me bout u!!
Mickeyenjoy hanging out with friends and family my son giants and yankees and nascar
Chaos QueenIf You Really Want To Know About Me....Just Ask.
There are so many things that interest me this list could be neverending... Porn, Toys, Anime, Vampires, Pirates, Video Games, Adult Swim Cartoons, Cats, RolePlaying, Scary Movies, Reading Trashy Novels, Camping, Auto Racing, Ghosts, Faeries, Tattoos, Piercings, Lots More I cant think of at this moment.... I like all kinds of movies.
Scary, Funny, Romantic, Porn...anything as long as I can watch it with my hubby.
BobertMY NAMES ROBERT...
IM ALWAYS HYPER
IM NICE
IM TRUE
I WRESTLE
I LOVE WOMEN
AND IDK WHAT ELSE JUS MESSAGE ME AND ASK!
Rowdyrileywww.niteflirt.com/RowdyRiley
Well What can I say..... Im a dirty girl that likes you be used. Take me over and make me yours. Bad girls like me need one thing COCK COCK COCK!!
Thegoodoldboywell lets see i like just about anything outdoors my passion is cars and what i can do to make them go faster im not a little kid just a kid at heart camping boating fishing hunting motorcycling bike riding and sometimes even going out dancing but all inall i will do just about anything for fun as long as i dont get in truble or better yet in jail
Lcking0623I am a professional woman that likes to meet new friends. I am living in the New York City area. I am close to the nightlife.
I like to laugh, cuddle, kiss, and just have a great time. I like a variety of things. I like music such as NIN, Tori Amos, Pink Floyd, Smashing Pumpkins.
I like going to concerts and comedy clubs. I would love to go to adult clubs as well.
I like sports both playing and watching them.
In general, I just like to have fun. I am very easy going and very fun to be with. I do like cuddling on a couch to see a great movie.
Sweet_lil_cakesI am not very good at these things when it says "describe yourself" I guess you could say I am just an original american girl...I work at Wal Mart full time and when I am not working I am spending time with my boyfriend Mike....We are ecpecting our first child in April...I am really excited about that.... I am a 21 year old female just looking for some cool people to talk to...I have a boyfriend and we are expecting our first child in April...I am very happy with my life...So if you would like to talk just send me a message....Ciao
NikkiI love music.... I'm a rock girl: no country or rap over here!! I also love singing and writing.
Am a huge KC Chiefs fan.... GO CHIEFS!!! :P
TruepuddyThe door creaks as the janitor leaves the room, flicking off the light. Unbeknownst to him, he has done more than just mop the laboratory floor with vinegar water. In some freak of happenstance that is much too complicated to detail here, he has unleashed upon the world a terror the likes of which have never been seen. A hiss of steam comes from a containment canister, an instant before it explodes in a shower of glass and protein solution. And so is born Matthew, Devourer of Worlds! (In his defense, though, he was really hungry, and the papers sensationalized it. It was actually just a small moon, which someone told him was made of cheese. -Sympathetic Stan) Before all the unpleasantness which was much to unpleasant to recount (if you don't remember it, be thankful. It was very unpleasant. -Scarred-for-life Stan) Matthew was just an ordinary video store manager with a penchant for reading comics and writing songs for no one. When he wasn't doing that, he would make intricate mazes and
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