Simon Belmont
Hello FUBAR, I'm Simon, nice to meet you! When I'm not getting my ass kicked by Dracula or some other undead monster, I like to hang out in the Castle and drink bottles of magic potion while I try to turn a Nintendo Gameboy into a sex toy. Lets have fun. I am probably going to end up on everyones wall of shame, and no, I will NOT write your name on my dick and take a picture of it. I will, however, be happy to look at your pictures and lick the computer screen while I masturbate with the blood of Satan. I like to get wasted, as a matter of fact I am wasted right now. HEY! Is that a donkey over there? Oh, my mistake, thats just Nancy Grace. I like sluts.