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Lesbian Vamp
My Name is Niki, I'm nineteen I currently Live in Newport News, VA. I'm here to meet people who share the same interests as i do, who live in the same area that i do, and let me make something very clear I'M A LESBIAN!! THAT MEANS NO MEN!!! i won't add you and i will prolly cuss you out if you send me a message. (just a heads up) but on a better note i have a wondeful fiance Megan (i fucking

Nickfalvo
Get to know me... I'm a musician and a writer. I create all genres of music: hip-hop, trance, trip-hop, acoustic rock, emo, and stuff I have no clue how to specify. I write poetry, short stories, papers ( yes for people who need a paper on short notice - hit me up ). "Magnificent. The boy is gone. In the last 30 seconds... you became a grown-up." - J.M. Barrie (J.Depp - Finding Neverland) You can hit me up on AIM - falnic30 or boq0pod Yahoo - nickfalvo I would have loved to have met Yasser Arafat... I think he was a revolutionary guy, call him a terrorist all you want, but when Israel comes knockin on YOUR door with a tank... you get fucking creative. HER, Political Activism, Soccer, Music, Writing, Sports in general, X-Games, Poetry, HP FanFiction, History, Religious Debates, Political Debate My mom.... I wouldn't be here without her, literally and figuratively Aly... The most important person in my life Alicia... She's one of the strongest peopl

Monkey
Im Mary. Or Kate. Or M&T(Only if you actually know what it is and where I got it). Or Monkey. SHAUN! 6.27.05. Hes my EVERYTHING. Im 16. My B-Day is AUGUST 31,1989. I go to South Carroll High. Im a Senior there. I graduate in 2007 Im a TOTAL b**** Im 5'5(and a half.lol.) I have brown eyes that change to green, grey and blue. Black hair. I moved to Carroll Co. when I was 13 from Baltimore. I have 2 older brothers(Clay and Cory) and 1 older sister(Amanda). I have an ADORABLE nephew, Devin. I CAN hold my alcohol, and probably drink your ass under the table. Im addicted to peanut butter,choclate, white rice with watermelon and marshmellows. After school Im going FAR away from here. I want to travel to a few foregin countries. Then after about a year of that go to Bartending School and become a part time Bar Tender and also do Web Site Design and Photography. Im a TOTAL DADDYS GIRL. Ill be the first to admit it. BUT that dosent mean that Im one of those STUCK UP PREPPY WHOREISH

104811
Hi. i am Belinda, and i like shiny things, cheese, and jewlary. also, i am awesome! sooooooooooooooo........i think thats it. i will only accept friends if i know then off of LC or if i feel like it. if you want to be a fan though, go right ahead!

.:~*br00klyn*~:.
Yo was gud its ya gurl Br00klyn repin tha BLOODY bay. I am !7 Y3ars 0ld. I am B!(that m3ans i g0 b0th ways). I l0v3 ma cuz n ma hom3gurl blunt. jus chillin wit ma baby gurl jazzy. smokin wit ma cuz n homeboi chronic. any thriller or horror movies, i love a good scare

Dixie
Words of Wisdom: Your only as strong as the tables you dance on THE DRiNKS YOU MiX & the friends you roll with.Hey! My name is Dixie. I am a little impatient I may come across as a bitch, but I'm not. I LOVE Talking on the phone, Tanning Beds, Spending time w/ friends, Laughing till it hurts, The beach & the lake, Taking pictures, Silver jewlery, Pedicures and manicures, Chewing gum ALL the time, Driving way to fast with my windows down, and Listening to my music way to loud. I live each day to the fullest and make the best out of everything I am always full of energy I am very easy going. I HATE: Two-faced people, waking up early on Saturdays, People who think they know you, Immature people. The way I look at haters: "fuck'em and if they got friends fuck them too!*MUAH

Dvacid
In my spare time, I'm the drum programmer and keyboard player for a gothic-industrial band out of Jacksonville, FL. My dayjob is horrible and boring and I choose to talk about it as little as possible, so you'll have to ask me if you really want to know what it is I do all day for money. I'm 31 years old, fat, sarcastic, a smoker (of various things), and kind of a jerk. Most people really like me at first because I'm interesting and funny, but I have very few real friends because I'm generally pretty apathetic to what's happening around me at any given moment and instead concentrating on being interesting and funny. I've been in my current relationship for 12 years now and everyone wonders how someone like me managed to snag the model girlfriend I have. I'd tell them, but no one has managed to work up the guts to ask, so instead they just wonder and talk about it behind my back and I'm quite happy to let them. I hate these things. My general interests are in interesting things

Fro Magnum Man
This is one of my music videos. Underground Hip Hop Independant Movies Immortal Technique Non Phixion Kool Keith Del The Funkee Homosapian Mr Lif Aesop Rock Blueprint ETC. Oldboy Seven Samurai Clockwork Orange

Babygirl
Hi there everyone how is it going. I am a single mother and love my kids to death. I am now living back in upstate NY and happier than ever to be back where i was raised. I am looking to meet some new and interesting people so write when u can.

Blueballs
i am 5'11" 225 lbs have brown hair when I have it. I am in good shape and i have tattoos all over. I like to get tattoos,shoot guns have fun out with friends and drive realy realy fast. I am in the army so I like to blow shit up too.

Chvyredneck
Well to start off my name is Adam..Im 19. i like to do anything outdoors. thats mostly mudding and fishing..well if u would like to know anymore then just ask..also im single by the way and looking to have some fun with a hot single female. My idols would have to be my dad..he has always been there for me Anything with action and hott females

Shrek91874
What can i say, they dont come more perfect than me!! lol. just a dude looking for some girls! duh! U wanna know! Just message me! lol. Like to just chill and hang out! Bluntly, i like to have fun! whatever it may be!

Lynne8858
I am 18 i live in corpus christi, TX. I work at target. I am a very outgoing out spoken person. I love to laugh and have fun. I love going to pool halls. I am not much of a drinker... however i am a smoker and no silly not weed. i love to be around friends and family. i have no kids but dont mind dating men that do. i love black men. Hmm my interests... i love to shoot pool not very good but i have my moments (lol). I love to go out on dates.I like rock,punk,country,hip-hop and classic rock music oh wait thats like everything. im not really good at just filling in these things so yea anything else u wanna know just ask. I dont know about an idol but i look up to my parents as mentors anything with julia stiles or adams sandler

Cjay
I am 34 male who lives in Providence, Rhode Island, I am gay and live with my partner, I also have a 17 year old daughter (go Figure....lol....) Well what I like to do I can not place in a public seting bt here it the boring stuff. I like to read and write, cook go dancing hang out with friends and what not hmmmmm good question? Bette Middler Cher Liza lol just kinnding My idol is th man who plays Magneto in the X-man films X-man e Superman Returns Pirates of the Corbbiean

Jane
About me.... I joined 'lost cherry' to check out a link that someone sent me but the more I wander around the more entertaining things seem! I'm not really here with purpose other than to meet other people and chat it up.....

Dat^gurl^freash
Well i am 18 just turned 18 on july 12 and yes im very excited about it. Umm i enjoy going out 2 da city and meeting new people and having fun. Umm i am a lesbian rainbow pride all day u digg. Umm i have a girl friend at the time and i am just looking 2 chat wit sum cool as down 2 earth females to be friends wit. Im into skateN, danceN, partyN, laughing,swimming, reading, writing, love Music into movies.I like going out and having a good time. My Idol would have 2 b Lil.Kim I love the ground she walks on dats my b!thc my favorite movies r the matrix movies and the fridays movies

Miss American Idol
http://community.webshots.com/user/wildtypekh All my pics Ok you want a discription here you go. I'm the girl you will love and hate to love. I am more real than anything you will ever find, and i hate fake people. I love to the fullest and you would never feel the same after meeting me. I'm not really conceided but i know what i do have to offer some one and thats: No games! I hate games that people play to see how far they can get into someones life. You lie to me i lie to you. that should prevent the problem of lies. I am a eye girl. I look deep and so will you. I'll give you chills and give you every part of me. There is nothing i won't try. You can't be freakier than me, and can rule play to the fullest. Theres nothing that you can say that will shock me! I've been threw it. But I am also the most loving person you can find. I love to touch. and be touched. (if you can get threw my wall) And I admit my biggest flaw is insecurity! But that is cause I've never met a man that

Jersie Gurl
I am a fun loving spotaneous diva!!! Lets see, I have the best boyfirend in the entire world, I live in Beaverton, and soon I will be heading back down South to the Heart of the Umpqua Valley... Roseburg. I am going to school to be a Kindergarten/ 1st Grade Teacher. Music is my passion, I can't live a second without it, and I listen to just about everything. I am always downloading the newest alternative bands, and any new shit that bands that i like come out with. Unfortunately I am not sophisticated enough to play anything but the piano, and still that isn't the greatest...

Seductive_eyes
I am 28 5'10 150lbs br hair and eyes. I am single, I am very outgoing, fun, loveable, sweet, kind, so if you like what you just read contact me;) One more thing!! What ever you want to do, I want to do:)I am such a sweet guy that got hurt in past relationships. I am sweet, caring, honest, truthful, outgoing, and I can say I am a rare one to find. Most girls say thats not true. But if you give me a chance, then you will see for yourself what kind of guy I really am. (I have many gifts from God, my number is my heart;)

Spring
I am very wild love to party and meet new people. Im a outdoors person love the beach and ridin my horse Roxy!! I swing every now and then if i like you and you dont mind my crazy ways.... evrything that is fun hot and wet!

Bangbang
about me? im outgoing and i like to have fun.I just recently got out of a long relationship and im now looking for that special some 1 agian. People see me as the guy who will kill himself doing something dumb lol, and some people see me as the guy that will have your back threw anything me i like to go out and do crazy things, like jumping of clifs at beaches and hang gliding. but the most thing i like to do is car surfing me and my friends always do that. but yea im a crazy outgoing guy that is down for anything

Ilovemy Dark Baby4life
im frenddly im 24 single now n love evrything love 2travel n music n dance alot im j n im soo hott im puertorican mixd wid domiacan im from ny born n rased there now ilive n ashitty town n brunswick ga ok if ulike me addme klove j

Dragon Tears
Well what to say. Im 23 and live in Tasmania, Australia. I love liveing down here even if most of the world dont know where it is. I work as a security guard for a liveing and if im not working im usaly finding a way to relax. I enjoy watching Anime, Playing Video games, Hanging out with mates, Watching a movie or reading a good book. Im no good at stuff like this so feel free to chat with me. Im always willing to make new friends.

Git_r_done2006
my name is kayla,i`m pretty nice,i go to college to be a nurse,i help take care of my daddy cause he has lukemia.i work part time,in my spare time i have fun with friends,party,shop,lay back when i can,go swimmin,just chill,spendin time with my baby Travis Casselman he`s 18 and i love him with all my heart and can`t stand to be away from him cause i love him so much,Me and Travis are havin a baby together,i`m goin through a hard time right now with my daddy dyin and everythin hey my name is kayla i like to party,shop,hang out with friends,go swimmin,just chill once in a while,spend time with family,just be layed back,i go to college and i`m trainin to be a nurse

Texas Tramp Stamp Dno
Do no harm but take NO shit! I will not roll over for anyone! My page, my rules! Question I get the most: What is a Tramp Stamp...well, it is a tattoo that is located on the lower back. Yes, I have one and I am from Texas, hence the name. It is important to know, I support our military to the fullest! TRUMP2020! My eyes are VERY blue...yes, they are all mine, not contacts..blessed with my fathers eyes that are pretty blue and sometimes grey. Hope that will stop all the questions that flow in regarding them. Thanks for all the comments on them though. Also: I am considered a BBW-Big Beautiful Woman! Do not come on here thinkng you will find a size 2 or 6...I have meat on my bones and while I am trying to slim down still think I rock right now! Must knows - 1) I am the nicest person you will ever meet and sweet as can be but I have a temper that goes from 0 to 60! I am here to play the FU game!! Meet some friends and have some fun. To answer you questi

Nomad
Well for starters my name is KRIS NOT CHRIS I hate wasps I hate cheaters I hate fakes I hate pricks I hate drama I hate being sick I hate misquitos I hate being itchy I hate humidity plus heat I hate being broke I hate stupid people I hate dirty hair I hate stupid bullentins but I love long relationships I love friends I love family I love fun I love comedy I love writing I love drawing I love soda I love raves I love music I love my computer I love orange chicken I love texts I love late night phone calls to chat I love pranks I love AIM I love my phone I love my ring I love paintball Glen Miller Ed Norton The Beatles Adam Sandler Fight Club Requiem for a Dream Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift Dude,Wheres my car? Harold and Kumar go to White Castle Harry and the Hendersons

Vocalvibes
I am married so even though I am outgoing friends are all that I am looking for. I am looking for friends only. I love to chat and I love to find out how many interests others have in coommon with me. I get along with all types of people. Religion is not a problem. I have been online since around 1987 so I know some tricks of the trade.:-) Come on and let's talk. It gets kinda boring when the bells and whistles are not going off so let's start talking. I am not into cyber sex or chatting for the complete interest of getting some...so if you are looking for that please don't email me. I am out to have a good time. Message me!!! Love in Christ Lisa Heacock I love to sing,dance and act. I am a big Karaoke junkie!!! Myspace Layouts PRINCE-the Artist Formerly known as Prince.TAFKAP He rocks.Also Jesus Christ of course.:-)

Angelzdreamz
I am a 28 year old stay at home mom to 3 wonderful children. My husband Todd and I have been married almost 4 years. We met online in 2001 and have been together since. Anything else you may wanna know just ask. Also I am HAPPILY married so please dont be hitting on me...

Midnight Toker
I'm a 23 year old single mom and my daughter Lexi is my pride and joy. I enjoy the simple things in life and definitely enjoy making people laugh. I'm out to enjoy my life and have fun... you only live once, so live everyday like it were your last!!! Oh yea, I HATE drama!!! There really isn't anything that I wouldn't try at least once... well I say that now but who knows... I love listening to music as loud as I can when I can, and spending time with my daughter Lexi is the highlight of my day. I live my life for her!!! I love to dance... I may not be the best at it but I sure as hell have a good time trying!! I like going to the bar and hanging out with friends and basically anything that involves making noise, and a LOT of it!! My family, friends and mostly my daughter!!! She amazes me everyday and pushes me to be more then I ever have before!! Way too many to list but here's a few: Goonies; Rainman; Billy Madison; Happy Gilmore; Forest Gump; Dazed & Confused; Half Baked; Almost Fa

Lilithbifem
Hi there,I'm 30 yrs old married bi female!!!Well,Trying this out and see what lead 2..lolAny,I'm friendly,honest,good listener and shy til i get to know u better!!!I'm orginally from ohio n living in nc which nc is my home!!!!I'm also home mom and have 1 yr old daughter wich she's keep me busy!!! meeting new ppl n makes freinds!!!!! my grandparents Love watch horror movies..lolI know i'm weird fem..lol..watch some romantic,some comdy n action and true movie!!!

Trtlanne
My name is... I am Adopted, Korean, dob 1/30/74, I have 2 boys... Jake dob 2/2/98 & Jeremy dob 1/30/01 (He shares his mommy's bday), I live in Colorado Springs, I'm in a long-term relationship, I'm a smoker, enjoy having a few drinks, I'm a movie lover & don't mind chatting & making new friends on occassion.

Missingmind
Some say I'm crazy but I say I'm just as normal as the rest of the world. so many to name but here are a few. fishing, reading, family time. board-card games,, internet. bowling. pool. sports. water rafting. talking to friends online..

Sweet Miss Destiny
I'm a laid-back kind of gal, just going with the flow. I work as a cashier, and I live with my mom and my step-dad. (Hopefully not for much longer, that woman is driving me crazy!) I do up my karaoke thing as much as I can!: If there's karaoke going on somewhere, and I can get there, I'm all over it, (if I'm not working of course) and I love to rock that mic! Any requests? *Shrugs* I'm too busy having fun to worry about stuff. WOO! Karaoke/Singing. Sleeping. Myspace stuff. (Commenting, talking to people, blogging etc.) Daydreaming and other general time-wasting activities. Reading. Writing poems and short stories. My half-assed attempts at songwriting. Trying to work on the novel(s) that I've been working on since like, eighth grade. Shopping. Learning to play my guitar when I get the damn thing Talking to people. Nintendo DS. World Of Warcraft. Sports: Wrestling. You know, the 'fake' kind. I'm a huge WWE fan. Though I don't watch it too much anymore. My favorite wrestl

Big Jus
I like to chill and smoke blunts on the regular. AQlso a big fan of MMA. I'm 22, from So. Cal. LIke to chief, party and all of that. I just like to have a good time Hugh Hefner, Larry Flint, Geogre Bush Jr. and Sr., and Rupert Murdoch Texas Chainsaw Massacre, House of 1000 Corpses, People v. Larry Flint,Half Baked, Stoned Age, Dazed and Confused, and The Illuminati.

Domi
My name is Dominique. My friends call me Domo or Domi. I am 15 years old. My birthday is on June 6th. I am Italian, German, Czech republic, Irish, and Spanish. I take forever to get ready. I don't get enough sleep. I curse a LOT. I like to fight hos. I make friends easily. I type proper. I am very ticklish. I have curves. I regret many things. I like long car rides. I will NOT add you if you are over the age of 20. I like the colors blue, pink, purple, and lime green. I will do anything for fun. I am a virgin. I have a mean cat and one of those fighting fish. I like peanutbutter. I listen to rap, reggaeton, techno, and hip-hop. I can be the BIGGEST bitch and also annoying. I like to be center of attention. I have more guy friends than girl friends because I usually end up fighting with the girls. I am known for telling good stories and making people laugh. More than 50% of the time I am listening to my IPOD and dancing. I promote for Club Oasis. I am very s

Sammy24
Well i'm not rightly what to say about myself. found this site through a friend, figured i would check it out. i'm a young fem that likes to surf the net, talk to new folks.:)not sure what else to say so if there's anything you folks would like to know, just hit me up and ask. Music, movies, knives, swords, dagger, tattoos, crocheting, swimming, walkin, readin, surfin the net, sitting on cam, playin video games when i can, sleepin, workin, hanging with friends, drinkin, goin to my fav bar, etc. My mom and dad would be the only idols i have as of now. horror comedy sci fi etc.

Gibbo699
i am vry athletic love running i run for a running club i do 10km races.i also like playing pool and snooker. i like to go out and hav a good drink,my fav is vodka and coke mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm .i allso like to chat about sex too oh lots i love dance music i do try to dance aswell lol [img]http://liveu-62.vo.llnwd.net/livevideo/image/61/1261/24162_3s.jpg[/img][url=http://www.htmlvideocodes.com/index.php?module=item&action=show_item_decr&item_id=24041]Peeping Thongs[/url]Background By Slimespace More Fun Quizzes at QuizPox.com love sunderland football club i like to watch movies i love horrors and scifi . like to go running i usually do about 5 to 10 miles at a time so try to keep fit.i love women a lot cant get enough lol x-mplayer2" width="250" height="200" ShowControls="1" ShowStatusBar="0" AutoSize"false" loop="true" EnableContextMenu="0" DisplaySize"0" pluginspage"http://www.microsoft.com/Windows/Downloads/Contents/Products/Me

105006
Have I got a deal for you. Just look at this beast of a car I have on my profile. Cobalt blue, at least I think it's Cobalt. I'm color blind, so what do I know? I'll tell you what I do know, is this is a heck of a car, at a heck of a price. Plush cotton seating that has conviniently already been broken in, and so has the car on several occasions. Criminals have great taste. I should know. And because I got this at the police impound, you know you're dealing with a fine piece of machinery. This engine screams luxury. Well, it just screams. Maybe it's thirsty for oil. Who knows these things? I'm no mechanic, I'm just a guy with a keen eye for value. I like urinating in the back seats of every car I sell. It's just sort of a macho hobby thing I do. It makes me smile knowing that whenever I sell a car to a teenage kid, that he's going to be having sex on the very seat I pissed on. E-mails from a Madman available at Amazon.com Eddie Money so I could sell him a used car. I'm sure he

All I Think If Is Sucide
MySpace Comments Graphics i'm a female....ummm....i have blakc hair brown eye's glasses and contacts now...ummm...i'm about 5 ft nose belly and toung pierced....ummm...i havea boyfirend...i love him very much!...lets see...i party! i live in taylor i got to school still....and that's all i can think of for right now. Yeah i'm crystal and there's not much to know about me but if you'd like to get to know me holla at cha gurl on aim ----> XsTiCxWiThXmE yahoo ----> liltrxe420 msn ----> babyflyinhigh420@hotmail.com i don't reall have any. horror films Hosted by Sparkle Tags Hosted by Sparkle Tags

Winterraven
Time to update my profile I guess, after being on here for awhile I feel the need to add a few things. While I am not a "points whore" I will TRY to get back to everyone that rates/comments me, If I have rated your profile that means I have READ your profile as well, I have been known from time to time to forget or miss someone, If I do I am truly sorry it isn't intentional it just happens. I will rate what I am rated, so down raters there is your warning. I do buy gifts for friends on occasion and even people who are just having a bad day to lift their spirits but there are limitations to this as explained below. I will NOT ever buy blingpacks, Vip's, Blasts, ect... in order to be your friend, part of your family, or see "special" pics. The internet is a big place I'm not going to pay you to see what is free somewhere else. While I would love to view these "special" (C'mon ...I'm a guy) pics if it comes with a price tag you may as well go work a street corner somewhere or

105037
My industrial strength suckage of a job is ebbing my life away. I only sold two vacuums last month, and both were because I made an offhand remark about how I recently suffered from internal bleeding after lodging the hose of the vaccuum in my anal cavity and flicking the on button. I damn near sucked my gall bladder out. No suprise, but both of those sales were from homosexual men. But they didn't respect me. Nobody respects me. Hell, I wouldn't respect myself if I knocked at my own door. And I do. I often stand outside my own door knocking and crying for hours on end until Mother just can't take it anymore and she comes out of her room, opens the door, and forces me to come inside and go to bed. I have had twelve sales to date, and Mother was my first ten of those. But I've been doing this for six years! I don't have a girlfriend, nor do I even bother to look anymore. Who needs one when you get to sleep with an industrial strength vacuum? My vacuum cleans for me, and sucks for me, an

Scotts11632002
i'm a very outgoing person who loves to have fun and just relax. i'm about up for anything as long as it's fun and cool. i live in fort wayne indiana for about 2years and i'm orgianlly from cleveland ohio. im 25 years old. HITCH, MEN IN BLACK 1,2. WILD WILD WEST,AMERCIAN PIE TRILOGY. X-MEN TRILOGY. HARRY POTTER 1,2,3,4.SUPERMAN TRILOGY. SPIDERMAN 1 AND 2.THE BIG HIT. TRIPLE X. STAR SHIP TROOPERS.IRON EAGLE.LORD OF THE RINGS.TOP GUN.GANGS OF NEW YORK. CLERKS 1.DOGMA. MALLRATS.CHASING AMY. WHITE CHICKS. DONNIE BRASICO. GOODFELLES.

Jmc
Hey I’m James, I'm 18, I live in Pittsburgh PA, and I'm in the 11th grade. I'm a real out going person, I like to meet new people, see new places, and try new things. I'm a very motivated person and I'm the type of guy who wants to be the best person they can be. I plan on going to college after high school and I hope to see the world. Over all I'm like a lot of other guys, I like to hang with friends, go out chill, see movies, and shop. I do have a job as well; I'm cashier (and believe me, its not as easy as it looks lol). I’m a black belt in karate; I speak Japanese and Spanish and plane to use my language skills in my feature job. I’m also gay and if you don’t like that please don’t even bother commenting me or emailing me. I’m a very open minded, kind, and accepting person and I accept people for who they are and I expect the same respect from most people. My Interests are school, work, hanging out with friends, shopping, seeing movies, music, trying new things, meeting

Kas
Hello! The name is Kasra, or I also go by Kas. My number one passion in life is music. Love making it and listening to it. Music can express so much and there are no limits! I strongly beleive that I am unique, mainly because of my past. I was born in Tehran, Iran, and then moved to Stockholm, Sweden at the age of 5. My exposure to different cultures and lifestyles has made me very open-minded and acceptable of different people. I love meeting new faces! I left my heart in Sweden, when I moved to Walnut Creek at the age of 13. I love Sweden and I miss the lifestyle I had there. Don't get me wrong, I love California, yet I find myself back in Stockholm every summer to visit my brother, sister, my sister's husband, and my little nephew Adrian. I love an active lifestyle. I love to do anything that surrounds me with many unique individuals. I am also very enthusiastic and I always try to work hard to complete anything I begin. I love to go to the gym, play sports for fun, or go on crazy

105058
Hey Ya'll, my name is Beatrice Blake, and I'll be your Lost Cherry server tonight. LOL. What can I say about myself in this tiny space? I have been a waitress since I got pregnant at fifteen. I had to drop out of the seventh grade and work full time. I have spent all my life either on my feet or on my back, wink wink. I live by this motto: Once you go Blake, you never go bake. And I'm not picky, I'll nearly everyone stick it in my oven. I wish there was a giant waffle the size of a bed. I'd love to have a man take me on it, and splatter his man syrup all over me and the waffle bed. I like reading mystery novels. But most stories seem too complicated at first, but then you realize they are just like waffles: full of holes. But I still enjoy reading my Nancy Drew novels. They help me build my vocabulary, if nothing else. I'd like to meet a man with eyes like syrup, so I can have him pour them over my naked body and make me feel like a waffle. And the madman himself: Check OUT THIS

Nee Nee
You scored as Goth. Your A Goth!Goth85%Rocker, Mosher60%Skater35%Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev35%Trendy20%Prepy20%Emo5%What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ectcreated with QuizFarm.com Free Video and Image Hosting Sexi Graphics Codes Sexi Layouts

105075
To me, anyone who sells more than three copies of their book is a best seller. I'd like to take a minute and thank all of my fans. Mom, Dad, I love you both. I made enough Royalties off my last book to feed a dead peasant. I'm not a poor excuse for a writer, I'm a rich excuse for dropping out of grad school (trust me, you'll save lots of money by dropping out). I'd also love to meet the madman himself, Jarod Kintz. He wrote this most excellent book, emails from a madman. Here is the link to amazon.com if you want to go check it out. If there's one book you should read, besides mine of course, this would be my recommendation for you. You've got to read it to believe how funny it is. E-mails from a Madmanavailable atAmazon.com Writing, although, writing takes place in the left hemisphere of the brain. And when I write, the other half of my brain often goes to sleep (so my stories are a little dry, ok?). But I'm left handed, and the right side of the brain controls the left sid

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I feel a bit snobish about art. I think culinary artists are not true artists because they have never been starving. I could never be a culinary artist, no matter how hungry I might get, simply because I could not stand the thought of my work turning to shit. Speaking of which, my personal life is like a steaming pile of feces on my new bedspread (thank you mother!). If females were furniture, all the women in my life would be naked. Right now it's just me, my mother, and an unvarnished chair and bed in our apartment. If laughter were hunger, this book, emails from a madman, made me starving. God, thinking of it now makes me want to go to a buffet. Check OUT THIS BOOK! E-mails from a MadMan Obviously art. But I love sleepovers. Anything to get away from mother. Not only does she snore, but she steals the covers too! I'd like to dress up in a soup can costume and meet Andy Warhol. Then, on a chilly night, I'd like to meet Cristo when I'm naked and let him wrap me. The DaVin

Rodney
RODNEY HORN LAKE, MS SINGLE :( How do people with no teeth open those little packages of ketchup and mustard? I LIKE BOWLING,FOOTBALL,BASEBALL,PS2 MEMPHiS TiGERS!!! I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! NEVER ARGUE WITH AN IDOIT THEY DRAG YOU DOWN TO THERE LEVEL AND BEAT YOU WITH EXPERIENCE I WORK AT BUDWEISER! Love means never having to say, "Does that Twenty include the spanking?" WELL BEING A FAT GUY AS I AM EATING CONTEST ARE MY FAVORITES.. NO REALLY I LIKE TO BOWL, BASEBALL FOOTBALL, NASCAR, WRESTLING SOMETIMES, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME WITH MY GOOD FRIEND HEWLETT PACKARD, MY PS2, AND MY SON IS PRETTY FUN TOO. MOVIES: OH I LOVE TO LAUGH COMEDIES ARE MY FAVES. BUT MOVIES I HAVE ARE VAN WILDER BLAZING SADDLES, THE REPLACEMENTS, MR & MRS SMITH, VOLUNTEERS, BULL DURH

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Hello, my name is Garrett, and I can scratch my back with my toes. It's not that I'm all that flexible, but I just lost all my toes in a speeding piano/farm animal accident. Long story. So now I carry my toes around in little sandwich bags and pull them out when I need to scratch in hard to reach places (like scratching Renaldo, my midget friend, when he's hiding behind the refrigerator). Anybody who knows me knows I'm a hard working guy who's easy to get along with. I won't step on your toes if you don't step on mine. (Sometimes this might be hard for you because I sometimes leave them on the break room floor after playing with them. If you could just pick them up and throw them in my Lego box that I keep in the breakroom freezer, I'd appreciate that.) I'm here to make new friends, and not really to meet women. My motto: Toes before hoes (I have exactly ten people I can count as friends. So I call my friends my little toes). I like predictable women. Women who don't keep me on my toes

Quita
i am 16 i dont have a man bout i am looking for a boy ho knows how to have fun and like going out. one more thing i will f*** a B**** up if i have to so dont take i am a little b**** and i not figth.

Jakester33w
Easy going guy who likes to have a good time and be around those people closest to me. Easy to talk to and get along with. Although I know drama happens , I try to avoid it as much as possible. Yepppp. Chilling. Tattoos. My Harley. Working Out. Sports. Cool People. Music. Concerts. Not Sure If I Have Any Besides Family Wayyy Too Many.

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Science and religion are two seperate things, but, like my hand and my penis, they come together too many times in one day that both start to rub me raw. I once laughed so hard milk came ripping out of my nose. That was the last time I snorted powdered milk. Well, since milk helps me think, I'd like to meet a cow who had ladders for legs. That way I could make the world's tallest glass of milk, and come up with the world's longest (and hopefully best) formula. and Jarod Kintz. I love this book. It's like Ted Nancy's book, but with more wit. Check OUT THIS BOOK! E-mails from a MadMan I make my own movies, in my bed that I set-designed to look like my neighbors porch. I often sleep naked, and my alarm clock is usually the sound of my neighbor's screaming wife. The look on her face every morning is priceless on film.

Irish Rebelshamrocker
_./\'._¸¸.•¤**¤•.¸.•¤**¤•..•¤ **¤ •.¸.•¤**¤•.. *•. .•* * CATRIONA /.•*•. ¸..•¤**¤•.,.•¤**¤•.*.•¤**¤•.¸ .•¤ **¤• Irish Shamrocker, Text Maniac, Student of Black Irish Liquids also studying men and male behaviour n still dont understand them by any means ( How feckin long is that guy gunna take to buy me a drink ? ) _./\'._¸¸.•¤**¤•.¸.•¤**¤•..•¤ **¤ •.¸.•¤**¤•.. *•. .•* * MISS SHAMROCKER /.•*•. ¸..•¤**¤•.,.•¤**¤•.*.•¤**¤•.¸ .•¤ TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name:Catriona Birthday: 31st March Birthplace: Ireland Current Location: Ireland Eye Color: blue Hair Color: blonde and brown Height: 5 7 Right Handed or Left Handed: righty Your Heritage: irish The Shoes You Wore Today: nike trainers Your Weakness: um dunno Your Fears: death Your Perfect Pizza: cheese ham n onion Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: pass all my coll

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Your mind is the tupperware of thought. It keeps ideas fresh. But my thoughts are as stale as my panties, which I also keep in Tupperware containers in the freezer. Tupperware, and other plastic items such as Ziplock bags are what I live for. I'd like to meet a man who folds his underwear into tiny squares, and then places them into open Pop Tart bags, then proceeds to reseal the bags, and then puts the bags in the Pop Tart box before resealing that as well. people who enjoy tupperware art And the Madman himself: E-mails from a MadMan Airplane, because they talk about tupperware in it.

Sweet Lady!
Free Glitter Text Maker Comments & Layouts *$*$*$*ummm aight well lets see a lil bout me....ima 22 yr old single mom, i work n take care of me son....he is my heart n soul...in my free time that i value so dearly i like to shop, swim, cook, talk on tha phone (typical female) and spend time with my son i enjoy meetin new ppl... i luv to kik it with my main gurl MARYJANE!!!!! ima pretty easy goin free spirited person unless u come at me tha wrong way...im a sweetheart an will try my hardest to ne thing fo ne one i care bout an or luv but jus kno come correct..... i like to stay home an stay drama free i aint got time to play games.....im single not out lookin for a man but if one comes along cool.....if not its jus me n babi boi till then....holla at yah gurl! MyHotComments :: HotFreeLayouts MyHotComments my ma she did tha damn thing, now im doin tha damn thing MyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts /www.myhotcomments.com/graphics.php?index=best">MyHotComments / Hot

Athenas By Sarah Espada
I am a mother of 2 boys and HAPPILY MARRY to the man of my DREAMS.. I just started my own business. Called Athena's by Sarah Espada. I am out going and just love doing what I am doing for my career and my family. Helping to Spice up Romance in the bedroom for couples. Helping people find more ways to have fun with themselves or someone with Parnter. Educating about the products that my company sells. Doing Athena's Parties. Those are so fun. I love spending time with my family and friends out side of work. Loving my life MyHeritage http://www.fancyface.myheritage.com/ MySpace Comments Graphics Express Yourself LIVE Girly glitter comments from www.GirlyTags.com Girly glitter comments from www.GirlyTags.com

Bastien
i'm looking for american girls who can give me a house to waste some time in US for about two weeks.. In fact i need to go in USA to look for a job.. West coast and california for preference ;o) See you soon girls, Cheers, bastien. www.myspace.com/bastienthefrenchie i'm looking for american girls who can give me a house to waste some time in US for about two weeks.. In fact i need to go in USA to look for a job.. West coast and california for preference ;o) See you soon girls, Cheers, bastien. www.myspace.com/bastienthefrenchie

Mr. Texas Tea Bag
Ok, I'm tall, 6'5" I'm heavy 223lbs. I'm a flirt I'm Brown haired and Blue eyed I'm muscular in build. I wear a size 13 sneaker, and a size 8 glove . . . . . you figure it out I love music, motorcycles, babes, buds, and Plesant people. I'm not a smoker, or a drinker. . . . well my brand isn't for sale in the "open market" in the U.S. I'm crazy I do not suffer fools, at all. I served my country as a Soldier I am pirced in a few places I enjoy Gloom Cookies and MILF. . . . . . .ask me later I don't have many "real friends", in that I am crazy. . . . . . I am your own, personal, Jesus. Some one to hear your prayers. Some one who cares. I don't want to know why you feel, just HOW you feeeeel I am an addict, to what you'll have to ask me I wanna rock it till the sockets wear out I am a flirt I wanna return to Holland and form another band I am less conserned with what people think, and more interested in how they feeeeeel I write about life, women, beauty that I

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By day I'm a grocer, by night I'm a stand up comedian, although I do all of my shows sitting down. I'm thinking of selling produce before each show. Hell, the crowds already throw tomatoes at me, I might as well be the one who sold the produce to them. I'd like to meet an audience of armless people. That way they can't throw shit at me. the filth of the world, because the best fruit grows in dirt. I'd like to meet a tomato who tells bad jokes, because what are you going to throw at him? And I'd love to meet this crazy mother fucker right here: E-mails from a Madmanavailable atAmazon.com The filth element

Cooter
In the summer you can find me on my boat fishing for bass, or ancored and swimming the my boys Skyler and Ethan. In the fall I fish some more, I mix in some duck and deer hunting. I'm not a huge fan of groups or groupies, so you wouldn't find me at the local watering hole. I'll be throw'en them back in my garage tinkering with my bow or boat. In the mornings you can find me on the deck drinking coffee and shooting black birds and pesky squirrels. Winter I'm out ice fishing and up on the sled hills. I grew up snowboarding, and as my kids get bigger and better I'll get back to the slopes. I have a full time job, but thats not what I'm all about. Now Im pretty much into fishing and hunting all year round. I am teaching my oldest (6) how to snowboard and bmx. I got a fast boat but I haven't bought a wakeboard yet (can't seem to set down the pole) but when my boys get bigger I'll definitly get into it. I grew up skating and bmx jumping but now when I fall it hurts for a week. So Im not s

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My friends (Tony and Raul) call me Mr. Excitement. Have you ever tried whipping your head from left to right really fast as you try to take in the whole scene? Well, my life's like that. It's a blur. It feels like everyday I wake up only to go back to sleep. But that's cool because I sleep naked. And nakedness is freedom. So I'm living my life on my own terms, and on my own mattress (well, actually it's Tony's, but he lent it to me years ago and forgot about it). I'm the only person I know who has slept throgh a fire drill. Apparently, I pulled the alarm. Yeah, I sleepwalk. Sometimes I sleep run. I was asleep when I ran the Boston Marathon. I was so tired when I finished that I slept for another sisteen hours Sleeping I'd like to meet a man who has a pillow for a face. I think we'd be best friends. One minute I'd be crying on his shoulder, and the next minute I'd be punching him in the forehead. And I'd like to meet this guy, because he kept me awake while reading: E-mails from a Ma

Matt
Im outgoing, like to have, i don't care wat everyone else thinks bout me, im prettty much easy it get along with. any comedy movies,and action movies. my favorite tv shows. That 70's show, Family Guy, Everybody Loves Raymond, and Hogan Knows Best.

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To me, cuticles are like deadlines--you've got to keep pushing them back so they don't get in the way. Fingernails are like children. They grow on you. Nobody likes to take care of other people's children, but I love taking care of other people's nails. I live for it. It's also my hobby. I collect fingernails from every city I visit. I keep them in glass jars that I hide throughout my house. Then, when a jar gets full, I'll take the jar and grind up all the nails into fine powder that I use in my chili sauce that I enter in the state fair every year. Several of the judges are my clients. Of course I keep the ingredients a secret. I don't file paperwork very well, but i can sure file fingernails with the best of them. Usually, the first thing I'll notice about a person is their nails. Unless they are wearing no pants, then, if they are also wearing no shoes, I tend to notice their toenails first. If all the trees in America were giant fingernails, I'd like to meet Paul Bunyon

Crazy Redneck
Hello everybody my name is duke i am a big time bullrider i love to go trail riding with my horse i am from louisiana i moved here to arizona when i was 16 i am going back in a few months. I love to party and have a great time i am a out going guy and like to meet new people if you want to get to know more about me don't be affraid message me. And if some of you are wondering yes i am a confederate i reprisent the confederate flag more than the u.s flag i don't know why. But i am a cowboy and a crazy cowboy at that. But if you ladies like what you just read here give me a hoot and a hollar and we can chat. Talk to yall later. My intrests are going partying and going off road if you look in my pictures you will see my truck and how much i represent the confederate flag and what kind of stuff i go through In my truck. But anyway i like To meet new people and go riding with my horses on trails that no one can find me on. BUt now you know my intrests. Talk to yall later ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Jmo
Well im a laidback chick...Lets see I love to party and I love smokin weed. My moto is "Go Big Or Go Home No Amatures Allowed." I dont have time for no head games if that was ur inital plan dont bother even talking to me. Im looking for new friends who wont front or act shady. Thats pretty much it. Getting high, Drinking, Getting High, Partying, Getting High, Dancing, Getting high, Sleeping, Getting high, fuckin, Getting high, eat, getting high, and sleep some more.

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Car Wax, itchy dick, bleeding chicken strapped to a metal frame and hung on the wall, record player/microwave oven: music never tasted so fresh, the taste buds and ear drums are controlled by the same Druidian dwarf located in the medula oblongada. Hot chocolate waffles, the world is like a pancake: flat, and Columbus actually died by falling off the edge of the world into the syrrupy abyss The first man who chews off his own legs before winning the Boston Marathon. I'd like to shake his hand (but I'll wait a few days after the race, since he ran the whole way on his hands). And this guy: E-mails from a Madmanavailable atAmazon.com

Aviator
was good dis ya boi ej. im from Washington DC "murda capitol". i go to saint francis university. i play football here too. quarterback #7. i love to wrote poetry and im the nicest guy u'll eva meet. im laid back and i love to meet people (girls lol). im 6'2 220 pounds of muscle. i got waves in my hair. im an ok lOokin guy. im strong. i love to cuddle up n watch movies. i love to kiss and more.... lol. right now im single n tryna mingle. if u like wat u c and u think u might be interested...GET AT MEG GIRLS... EASY 1 basketball girls football shoppin n gettin fresh goin out wit my hommies girls madden nba live workin on my waves movies spendin dat quality time wit my girl (wenenva i get one) liftin weights drinkin makin out cuddlin givin massages

Hothead
I basically described my self under interests. I own my own piiza place and work mad hours, but still party it up. Looking to settle down soon though. I like to smoke weed and all types of ill shit.Sports and sports gambling is one of my favotites. But all in all i'm rocker through and through.