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ROLLER DERBY !!

RULES TO DATE A ROLLER GIRL !!! Current mood: accomplished Category: News and Politics These are rules to live by guys if you want to date us rollergirls. This will avoid any false hope and lots of arguements/team breakups *The Rules For Dating A Rollergirl* ..1 - MEN CANNOT COMPETE WITH DERBY! You will ALWAYS get sloppy seconds. Derby must have her first. ..2 - SHE WILL NEVER HAVE "PLANS" WITH YOU. She has plans with derby only & will fit you in when convenient. Your "plans" will be dropped for anything derby. ..3 - YOU ARE THERE TO WORK OUT HER FRUSTRATIONS. Derby leagues get in spats sometimes. When frustrated, derby girls require immediate sexual activity. Luckily for you, there is alot of frustration in roller derby... ..4 - DO NOT START TALKING ABOUT A VACATION YOU WANT TO TAKE WITH HER. She will go into immediate panic mode thinking you will take her away from derby practice. A vacation is permissable only in cities with other rollerderbies. In such instances, you must entertain yourself as they skate, go hide in the corner of the bar with the other derby widows while the girls party, and sit up all night while she talks derby with the new friends she made. Don't try to be the "manager", do NOT get involved with derby business, that is for the rollergirl. -Don't ask her teammates for relationship advice. -Do Not complain when your (insert holiday here) date gets cancelled because a bout has been scheduled. Holidays are no longer yours. Even Valentines Day! ***-It's NOT mandatory that you are at every bout.*** -Do not get jealous when your rollergirl talks to groupies. They are the one's buying the tickets, beer and merch, not you, so let them have their time. And remember...you get to go home with her! -Babies don't make rollergirls quit derby -No, the league does not want you to travel with them. -Don't make the following introduction: Hi! I'm _____. My rollergirl is ______. -Don't follow her around at bouts like a lost puppy, she is taking care of business, find your own crowd. -Don't go to league practice. And it's normal to have practice more than once a week. -Do not stand in front of your rollergirl while she is skating and stare at her like she is the greatest skater in the world. She is liable to take you out! -Do not change your favorite team based on the type of rollergirl you date. Going from team to team shows you are not your own individual. -If she calls while out on the road, don't complain about when she is coming home. You're lucky she is using the quarter to call you, instead of buying gas or food. -Never say anything negative about your rollergirls league that you cannot say to her. It will only come back to bite you in the ass. -Never cause a fight right before your rollergirl plays a bout. Relationship problems can be dealt with after the bout. -If they have a bout out of town, don't drive just so you and your rollergirl can have "alone time". Because you want to "talk". -You cannot drink on the rollergirl's tab! Buy your own! -Keep the derby seperate from your everyday life. That's your rollergirls passion, find your own !!
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