Its not really a rant or anything, I'm just looking at the cliche attempts at winning "perfect lover of the year" awards.
Sex on the beach is messy and quite uncomfortable. Rose petals on your bed calls for either a super scrubbing or a nrew set of sheets. Body condiments usually turn the male lover into an insenstive dickduring the serious work-outs following that night.
Secluded getaways lead to visions of slasher films so I am left to wonder if the best way out would be a simple song; sung from the heart. The book of Love gives us millions of gestures both large and small to win the sole attention of our lovers. Try some and let me know how it goes for you
