Rob2's blog: "Robs crazy world 2"

People always say to me, Rob, you are an angry guy, do you like nothing ? au contraire i respond, i like many things, so here is a list of my favorite things, no specific order just as the popped into my head. 1. Coconut Milkshakes - the best ones i have ever had are from the bamboo bar in Chaweng, Samui, Thailand. 2. Nobs who read "my" page and still think i am Rob 3. Women who have those cut off pictures (cut of ex partners), you know the ones that are so desperate to get there sad asses on the market they just cut,scan and add those pictures to their fubar page as time is running out for them. below is a classic example, what is it with those over 30 women and scissors anyway ?.
4. Seafood - If it lives in the sea i like it to eat. 5. Watching football - and by football i mean the real stuff, not the American version played by dog fighters and rapists. 6. Looking at the stars - the blacker the sky the better i feel, i know so much i will make your ears bleed with stuff. 7. Giving - I like to see the tear in the eye of someone i have given something to, and i am not talking down the local clap clinic, i am talking a real gift. 8. Feeling i have made a difference 9. Running on the sand/been near the sea - i have always loved the sea, but running on the sand in the morning is my "paradise found" 10. Winning - but me in a contest, i swear, i grow horns, driven, you have no idea. I will be doing my top 1 billion hates over the next few days, hey we need karma restored right ? And a word to the spelling Nazi women, yes you know who you are, i don't use ther're/their i stick to "there", for a good reason i might add, we only have one word in Croatian for it, so why should i have to use 3 different versions in English, it's crazy. Can i also add that i am coming out of self imposed retirement to fight 3 x 3 minute rounds at the "War of Nations" in Patong, Phuket sometime in Feb 2008, i don't have a victim lined up yet, but i am fighting for Thailand so i guess it will be a farang, so if you are going to be in Phuket in Feb 2008 let me know and i will sort you some free tickets.

Well we have a thief in out midst here where i am working, last night i got out a box of chocolate eclairs from the cold store, left them in the fridge to defrost and while i have been down at the range today some bastard has scoffed them. To say i am pissed hardly covers it. Anyway on the other stuff, i noticed the "sexy blond granny" has had a contest, offering various prizes, the winner has clocked up just short of 66,000 comments and has won a happy hour. Now let's do a bit of maths, that's 660 comments for $1 of prize. So lets say it takes 5 seconds to leave a comment, allowing for the bouncer checks etc, that's 66 minutes to get 1$ of prize or around 275 hours to get $100 worth of happy hour or put another way .37 cents an hour. Maybe i should start a factory and employ people from fubar to sew football/t-shirts as i could under cut even China and India at those rates. So if you are a comment bomber please send me your CV , cheers. People sometimes say to me, Rob, sometimes you are just straight out rude, to which i reply, i know, now fuck off retard. I also have a bit of a downer on most of the "top cherry/fubar" people these i find in the main to be very shallow, stupid, self important and "vacuas" , they are in the main are living out some kind of bizarre return to high school popularity contest fetish, as by the look of them they MOST were not popular the first time round. So that brings to an end my crazed ranting for the day, thanks for reading, now sod off.

No i have not started chasing MILF, i am talking about the place where all the fat women and retards hang out, some of my best bit's of the day. what should I do, i have a dillema??? the other day my best friend in the world was hit by a rocket and lost both his legs.and he should be in the states by the time i go on oleave. the other thing is that my wife is having our first child together and id like to see the birth. what would you do in my situation? Rob say’s - go see your kid been born, your mate is going nowhere o.k. (p.s. for the retards here, yes that is a quip since he has no legs, how can he go anywhere…… ? see humour is subjective) Groomers “i take my st.bernard to the groomers every other month, she baths, cleans teeth and ears and cuts his nails and shaves him, and she charges me $40, my question to you is, do you think she charges to much?” Rob say’s - I thought this was going to be about nonce’s on the internet, and turns out to be some dumb dog question, oh well back to making jokes about amputees.

Fubar - great place to meet retard farm boys ->shelleyand...: only thing you have ever killed is spelling ........ shelleyand...: thats y i kill u fucks ->shelleyand...: lol, there are 1.1 billion Muslims, so they are all terrorists to are they you idiot, scum like you, farm boy'S know nothing shelleyand...: u are a camel humper lmao shelleyand...: they all are ->shelleyand...: lol, a terrorist ? you fucking retard, you really are fucking dumb, not every person in Arabic dress is a terrorist lol, it Robert Mugabe you stupid fuck ->shelleyand...: but when you are as fucking ugly as you are a camel would be an improvement shelleyand...: ya ok thats y i passd ur profile on to the FBI because u have a pic of a terrorest on ur page it is eleagle to have so 1 day u might have some one knock on ur door ok dick head ->shelleyand...: p.s. if that was what i had to fuck, i am not surprised you go looking for pussy, i could not get it up to fuck her i don't think, rather have a camel ->shelleyand...: lol, stop thinking of me like you do your other GP mates, we don't suck cock like you Americans do fag shelleyand...: oh ok i c u want to be my bitch NOW? ->shelleyand...: you have a silver star, i am betting it was not for spelling at grade school you fucking retard. only pussy you can get has 4 legs and a tail.