I fell asleep naked in the hammock in my backyard last night. I awoke this morning with an empty bottle of Jack Daniels lying next to me and a squirrel asleep on my stomach. I have never felt so one with nature before. It was a beautiful moment that was only blemished by the small hickey that was on my left nut.

Hi, my name is Riley O'Shyt. I'm just a simple man or at least I try real hard to be one. I spend most of my time doing stuff that is fun tonight, but will hurt tomorrow. Some of y'all probably know me from the time that I spent on stage doing stand-up comedy. Or from one of the other various projects that I have been involved with. Most of them were in California. A couple years ago I left the west coast and returned to the midwest. I now call Ohio home.

If you already know me or just want to get to know me then this is the place to do it. I love having new friends. So, kick back, relax, send me a message or a request & let nature do the rest.