There was a hooker who lived in a condo on Lake Shore Drive in Chicago. One time, she had a client in her condo and he asked her if she gave good handjobs.
''You see this condo? I bought it by giving good handjobs.''
Impressed, her trick told her to give him a handjob. Quite satisfied, he asked her if she gave good blowjobs.
''Look out the window. See that red Ferrari on the street? I bought it by giving good blowjobs.''
Really impressed now, her trick asked her to give him a blowjob. When she was done, the man asked her if she was good in bed.
''Look out the window. See that big yacht out there on Lake Michigan? I could own that if only I had a pussy.''
