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fellas, some of you have officially been chopped and screwed out a good lay. why???.... ok. one of my best girls just spilled the beans on all ya'll trifelin' ass women ( only applies to the ones that do it) who claim to have a headache when their men wants a lil fun in the sack. fact is, one of the things that can be considered good for a headache is sex. sex,sex and more sex. ane me, being an anylitical whore , is once again forced to pry open this clam and schuck it for all it's worth. till the clam looks like it need a damn replacement, till it looks at you with sad eyes and no hope to live in it's heart. puns intended. now i've never had that used as an excuse so i really can't talk from experience. but if you really love your man and are a stand-up woman, then why the hell is it that you feel the need to lye about your status in order to keep the "monster " at bay. let the man release the hounds on that ass then call him in the morning. instead of " i got a headache" it really sounds like " get the hell away from me. sure i wanna have sex but not with you." why not just say that and get it over with? me? i'd simply just move on to greener and hopfully more manicured pastures. ( please keep that hair do tight!). and i'm sure there are trully times when you realy don't feel like having sex but having a headache isn't one of them! did you also know that there is a certain chemical in the male soldier that releases ( add the scientific word here) which make women happy? it's true. look it up! so sex in and of itself isn't the reall cause for the extended periods of uphorea ( or however you spell it.). it's the whatever them lil soldiers got in their nap"sack". what you know about that what you know about that what you kn... ok ill stop. but i know all about that! anywhoo, stay tuned bishes, i'm diggin up all the dirt for selfish and giving reasons equally. more to come .
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