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How To Dance In The Rain

How To Dance In The Rain It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderlygentleman in his 80s, arrived to have stitches removedfrom his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at9:00 am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam, it was wellhealed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound. While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment thismorning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife. I inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for awhile and that she was a victim of Alzheimer's Disease. As we talked, I asked if she would be upset if he was a bit late. He replied that she no longer knew who he was, that she had not recognized him infive years now. I was surprised, and asked him, And you still go everymorning, even though she doesn't know who you are? He smiled as hepatted my hand and said, She doesn't know me, but I still know who sheis. I had to hold back tears as he left, I had goose bumps on my arm, and thought, That is the kind of love I want in my life. True love isneither physical, nor romantic. True love is an acceptance of allthat is, has been, will be, and will not be. With all the jokes and fun that is in e-mails, sometimes there is one that comes along that has an important message. This one I thought I could share with you. The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything, they just make the best of everything they have. I hope you share this with someone you care about.'Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.
to all my friends, here on fubar, not too sure if this is the place to post this, but oh well, lol i am having problems, with my internet, so unfortunatly, i can not send each and every one of you a happy new years pic, so in this case this goes out to all of you, happy new year, and i hope all your wishes come true for the new year be safe, enjoy, and becarefull. your friend raven, (ghostrider58)
A QUIZ FOR PEOPLE WHO KNOW EVERYTHING This is a quiz for people who know everything! I found out in a hurry that it's tough. These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers. 1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. 2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward? 3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables? 4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside? 5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle? 6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters "dw" and they are all common words. Name two of them. 7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them? 8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh. 9. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter "S." Answers below ! > > > > > > > > > > Answers To Quiz: 1. The one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends... Boxing 2. North American landmark constantly moving backward... Niagara Falls (The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.) 3. Only two vegetables that can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons . . Asparagus and rhubarb. 4. The fruit with its seeds on the outside . . Strawberry. 5. How did the pear get inside the brandy bottle?... It grew inside the bottle. (The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the entire growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems.) 6. Three English words beginning with dw... Dwarf, dwell and dwindle. 7. Fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar... Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point, quotation marks, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses. 8. The only vegetable or fruit never sold, frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh... Lettuce. 9. Six or more things you can wear on your feet beginning with "s"... Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes, stockings, stilts.

RELATIONSHIP TIPS !!!

RELATIONSHIP TIPS !!! READ,Ty,maggie Body: I don't know what guy wrote this, but he's a genius. Every single guy on the face of the earth should read this. If they did, girls would probably get treated a lot better than they do... This was written by a guy who has had years of experience. and he's pretty damn good. with girls.. 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house [without notice]...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the hat. 4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. 8. If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you did. 9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it... 10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales. 11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy.. 11. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time! 12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, ONE OF HIS SWEATSHIRTS, and a really PRETTY RING (plastic ones from machines count). Even if it's not a serious relationship. 13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely. 14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him. 15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, PULL YOUR GIRLFRIEND CLOSER. 16. NEVER, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back. 17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went. 18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals. ***** 19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky. 20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding. 21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it. 22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend 23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you. 24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them WITHOUT being asked. 25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle. 26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life. 27. Don't marinade in the cologne, but smell good 28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. 30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond. 31. NEVER, and i mean NEVER make her do anything she doesn't wanna do. Because if you do she'll think that you're only after one thing. (and i think you all know what that is)-sex. (If you have read this and you are a girl, then some of these things are actually really true...am I right?! And if you read this and you are a guy, then these are like the best tips you could ever get!) You now have 2 options... 1) Repost this bulletin and you will have good luck in all your relationships. 2) Ignore this, and you will have bad luck in all your relationships...now you wouldn't want that, would you
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