Yeah, I'm Queen of the Smart-Ass Writings at work....
"Are you a happy, carefree woman at home or amongst friends? Are you an idealist and optimist, believing the best of people? Do you become a raging bitch the moment you walk through the door at work? Do you hate everyone and everything and believe that all others are stupid and only put in your way to crush? Then you might be an Insta-Bitch™! Join our ranks! Submit a picture of yourself in full Insta-Bitch™ mode and You might be selected for our new calendar!"
