Politicians and diapers should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Kids in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them
Learn from your parent's mistakes - use birth control
It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden... It's our job to arrange the meeting -USMC
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you are abusing the privelege
U.S. MARINE CORPS.--Everything destroyed in 30 min. or the next one's free!
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of Congress?
Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups
If you miss your ex, reload and try again!
I have nothing against god, it's his followers that I can't stand
I have nothing against god, it's his followers that I can't stand
eeght yers ago I coun't evn speel grauduat now i is wun
I hate to think after millions of years of evolution you're the end product.
It's time to pull over and change the air in your head.
I'm the man of this house and I have my wife's permission to say so.
Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel
I got rid of 160 pounds of ugly fat..I got a divorce
I drive the speed limit. If you don't like it call a cop!
I read Playboy for the articles and watch Porn for the music
Don't talk to me when I'm talking to myself!
