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What are you waiting for?
What is the single largest item in your house?
My couch
How well can you write your name with your non dominant hand?
Not at all
What color is your bedroom?
Gray, black, and blue
What type of computer mouse do you use?
Logitech
What is your earliest memory?
Nixon's resignation
Have you ever jumped off of a high dive?
I dove off a 95 foot cliff... Many times.
Do you take vitamins?
No
When did you first become interested in sex?
I'm a GUY! At BIRTH!
Do you like to color inside the lines?
I make my own lines.
What do you have set as your home page?
Yahoo.
Do you have your own radio?
Yup.
Where would you hate to have to work?
McDonald's.
Who is on your speed dial?
Nobody
Do you prefer lightbulbs or candles?
Candles
How much money did you spend today?
I'm about to go to the local farm and spend $5 for two dozen eggs that just came out from under the chickens this AM.
What are you sitting on right now?
Barstool.
Do you look at yourself when you pass by reflective surfaces?
Who doesn't?
Would you ever get plastic surgery?
If I would have done it' I'd have hair right now.
Did you play with shaving cream when you were a kid?
Yup. A straight razor too... I still have the scar.
How big is your bed?
Full
Do you like the smell of axe?
I wear it daily.
What is your favorite flavor of lifesavers?
Cherry
Have you ever seen a volcano?
Not an active one.
What is the best halloween costume you have ever worn?
Drag.
What kind of soap do you use?
Irish spring sport.
Can you snowboard?
No, but I do volunteer to teach under-privileged kids how to ski.
How many icons do you have on your dekstop?
I can't count that high.
What is the biggest amount of money you have ever had at one time?
$55,000
Do you understand how telephones work?
Intimately.
Do you write notes on your body?
I'm not THAT stupid!
What is the prominent color in your closet?
Black
What is sitting next to you right now?
A half-full beer.
Do you believe in lots of conspiracies?
No. Is this Dana????
Do you own any really old video game systems?
Does PS 2 count?
Are you good at baking?
I cooked in 3 restaurants, but I don't bake.
Have you ever made your own clothing?
Nope.
How many doors does your house have?
What, outside? 2...
Do you prefer tootsie pops or blow pops?
Tootsie
Do you sneak into movie theatres?
nope
Are you a really fast text messager?
Dont text
Do you have anything you keep on you 24/7?
Until it broke, my Dad's LIVESTRONG bracelet.
Do you usually write in print or in cursive?
Combination of the two.
What was your first job?
Worked at Bradlees dept store.
Do you prefer crushed ice or cubed?
Don't care, as long as it's cold.
What print is on your plates or cups in your kitchen?
Solid black.
Have you ever made a mixed cd for someone?
Yup.
What do you want to buy from an infomercial?
NOTHING!
Do you believe that animals have souls?
Not a chance.
What word/phrase do you find really annoying?
"Green"... Because it's rapidly becoming the new religion.
Do you have a lava lamp or a black light?
Nope
Do you find yourself not having enough electrical outlets?
nope
What is the longest you can wait patiently?
Depends on what I'm waiting for.
Ever been under anesthesia?
Yup.
Are your fingernails long or short?
I just cut them, but since I quit biting them, they can get kinda long at times.
Are you afraid of bright colors?
No.
Has anyone ever accused you of being gay?
I've been called gay, but never accused.
Can you tell people honest things to their face?
I wouldn't be a good friend if I didn't.
Would you rather eat grits or oatmeal?
They're both flavorless mush.
Do you own a kite?
nope
Have you ever run down and up escalator or vice versa?
Hahaha yeah
What do you think of clothing for pets?
It's cruelty to animals.
True story.
Humiliation is cruel too.
Do you tend to want things you cannot have?
I'm happy with what I have, yet still strive for more.
Is it true that you can be anything you want to be?
Absolutely. It's not your aptitude, but your attitude, that determines your altitude.
Were your parents honest to you about serious things when you were little?
My earliest memory was Nixon resigning, and when I asked why, Mom said "Because he did bad things".
Would you ever dye your hair purple?
What hair?
Who do you think should play you in a movie?
Somebody with no future as an actor.
Would you ever kill someone?
I don't want to, but I would to save an innocent life.
Do you prefer stripes or polka dots?
Solids.
Do you dot your is and cross your ts?
Not really.
Are you double jointed in any way?
No, but I'm hoping to meet a woman that is!
What kind of super power do you wish you had?
I don't waste time thinking about such things.
Are you easily offended?
Never.
How often do you watch the news?
2 hours in the AM and 2 hours in the PM. I also listen to various opinions on talk radio so that I may be best informed.
Do you have nightmares very much?
No. But I rarely remember my dreams- Good or bad.
Which power ranger was your favorite?
There was more than one?
Did the movie Jaws ever scare you?
I saw it in the theater- I was scared shitless.
Have you ever cried to get away with something?
No. I'm not a cunt.
What do you think of feminists?
Angry dick-hating sexists.
Are you friends with anyone famous?
Yes
Do you lack common sense sometimes?
Never. It's my most valuable possession.
Are you afraid of snakes?
No.
Do you use recycle bins at your house?
Yes
How hot do you like the water in your shower?
Slightly warmer than cold.
Do you ever walk around your house naked?
Doing it now.
What is your favorite art form?
Music.
Do you want to be bilingual?
No.
My Great Grandparents came here to BE Americans, not just to live in America- The day they moved into their first apartment, My Great-Grandfather forbade the speaking of Italian in his house, ao thay they all could practice their English.
Is energy wasted on little kids?
In what way?
Do you lie to make people feel better?
Never. And I hope they'd treat me the same.
How many times a day do you look at the clock?
multiple
Do you like to organize things?
Yes
Are you going to have smile lines or frown lines when youre older?
Smile lines already exist.
Do you floss your teeth every day?
Not EVERY day...
Do you like the game red rover?
I haven't played in 35 years, but I think it's "Too violent" for the delicate little flowers parents are raising these days.
Which is better, thick crust or thin?
Thin
How good are you at keeping secrets?
I'll keep a secret until I'm in my grave.
What stupid little thing really stresses you out?
Stupid things don't stress me out.
Can you remember what you wore yesterday?
Short skirt, High heels and- WAIT, ummm... No?
Which Disney parks have you been to?
Both US locations
What do you think the drinking age should be?
If 18 is old enough to die in war, it's old enough to have a beer.
Do you like to wear socks?
I don't mind.
What is the last cartoon you watched?
South Park.
What does your bed comforter look like?
Black, Gray, Charcoal and off white- in stripes and patches.
