Goddess Ellen's blog: "Rants of the Goddess"

Back in Nola and believe me I missed it here. Pop is doing fine, he is in less pain then he was in before the surgery and thats awesome in my book. He had some vertbate in his back replaced with doner bone as well as a graft from his hip. He is moving well and is back to being his grouchy old self. LOL So tada all is right with the world. Thanks for all your concern and best wishes they mean't alot to me. Love to you all The Goddess

My father is being released from the hospital today so this Goddess is soon on her way to his side. I will be in S.E. Alabama in a town called Dothan. Yikes lol Be good my babies I will miss you all. The Goddess Ellen

Just thought I would let all of you know I have updated my profile. :D

He can't seem to take the word NO to heart. He called me all the time when I lived in NY to go on his show. Considering who he is and what I am I didn't think it was a good thing. LOL Now he finds me in New Orleans. Amazing huh? He would surely taste my whip before the show was over. LOL And again I said no, why would I go on a show I know he is going to try and bastardize my lifestyle on? Now when Howard Stern called I did think about it very hard. Muah All The Goddess

Its time, I have made my decision and am now looking for a live in lifestyle slave to join me in the French Quarter of New Orleans. Requirements are as follows. Single. Over 30. Have a job skill with the ability to support oneself. Able to relocate to New Orleans at your own expense. You will be a Citizen or a legal resident of this country. Available to serve with and around others. If this sounds like you then send me an email introducing yourself. Please note that I did not say bottom or switch I said slave a lifestyle slave to be exact. Looking forward to your replies. The Goddess Dominance is the ability to create a hunger in someone thats so strong they will do anything, anytime, anywhere just to please you.

OSLO (Reuters) - Norway's largest erotic chain store was forced to change the labeling on products such as penis pasta, candy cuffs and chocolate body painting, to comply with Norwegian food regulations. The Norwegian food safety authority, whose goal it is to make sure consumers have healthy and safe food, conducted a surprise inspection at one of the chain's stores and found that several products violated food labeling regulations, top-selling tabloid VG reported on Tuesday. "We were a bit surprised to have the food safety authority on inspection. Food is not really our core product," Kjersti Antonsen, a sexual adviser in the store, told VG. Products containing food must be marked with a Norwegian label, listing all ingredients. "We have panties, bras, handcuffs and suspender belts made out of candy," Antonsen said, adding that the store will comply with the regulations and label all its food products. The food safety authority also said the store also breached rules of importing erotic candy, which should be reported to authorities at least 24 hours before arrival.

SUMMARY OF MY LAST YEAR ON THE COMPUTER - I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish . I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer can buy gasoline without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm pumping gas. I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans . I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face...disfiguring me for life. I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually AlQaeda in disguise.< BR> I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops or the Salvation Army. I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore , and Uzbekistan . I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe. Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my butt. And thanks to your great advice, I can't ever pick up $5.00 I found in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg. I can no longer drive my car because I can't buy gas from certain gas companies! If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician... Have a wonderful day.... Oh, by the way.....A South American scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse. Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late. Hope this brought a smile to your face, it did mine

Stop sending me requests I don't play games or anywhere. I was pre video game and not for nothing very thankful about that. So don't waste your time sending me them please. I dont and wont play. Thanks The Goddess