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HE: Can I buy you a drink? SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE: Must've been once . I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must've been given your share.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads. SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE: Okay, get out.
HE: I think I could make you very happy.SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go see a movie? SHE: I've already seen it.
HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Hiding from you. HE: Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty? SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Please stop with the friend requests; I only have 1 male friend on here. And that is because we actually knpw one another through mutual friends we have in common in our every day "real" lives and not our "internet" lives.
Please Stop sending me friend request's I will never add males as friends! The one male friend I do have on here is a long-time friend of the family that I use to know in my preteen to early teen years. That we just re-connected on here some how. He is the only one I will add, So please don't waste both of our time. Thank you in advance!
TOO THE MALES: PLEASE STOP WITH THE FRIEND REQUEST! I'VE SAID 1000S OF TIMES I WILL NEVER ACCEPT FRIEND REQUEST FROM MEN ON HERE UNLESS I ACTUALLY KNOW YOU! WHICH I DON'T KNOW 99.99% OF YOU. SO PLEASE STOP SENDING FRIEND REQUESTS! I DON'T CARE IF YOU FAN ME THAT IS ON YOU! JUST DON'T EXPECT ME TO DO IT!
Funny how men like me more than women; I have a few males friends that are just friends and they rather hang with me even though they know they have no shot with me. And the ladies all hate me because the males would rather hang with me than with them. One reasons why I rather have female friends on here because in person its different for me! I don't know why the girls don't like me in person; I have someone I am in love with and its till death a parts us. It's not my fault the males want to hang with me.
How many of you believe in astology? When I was younger I never gave it much thought; Until I started dating and got involved I realize Scorpio's and Taurus was my best match; I've dated and was married to both a Scorpio (Only issue with the Scorpio was he was a male) and also was bestfriends with a Taurrus since I was 5 years old and now in a very commited relationship with a taurrus since 2006.Who turned out to be a female! I just wish I realized at the time she was the one I was ment to be wiht this whole time. But we have lessons to learn as we grow up and learn from them. So back to the original question; How many of you believe in astrology?
Let's see something ladies if the Show Survivor did an all female version of the show with also the host being a female how many of you ladies will go on it? Ill start it off and say I'm the host now we need 16-20 contestants to be on the show. So how many of you ladies would do it???
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