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Getting to know you before I Fuck you
Name:_________ Age:________ Birthday:_________
Phn:________Height:_________ Weight:_______
Married:___ Divorced:____ Single:____ Other:___
Do you drink?___ If yes. What?___________________
Do you like fucking in the
Morning___ Afternoon___ whenever the urge hits____
Only when your ready___
How do you like to fuck? Hard and fast____ slow n easy____ wild and furious___
Deep stroking___ or other____
How do you like your sex action? Fucking only___ sucking only____ licking____
fucking and sucking/licking ____ masturbating each other____
all the above____
When making love or just having sex, what do you like done?_______________________
What fashion of fucking do you prefer? Top____ bottom ____ sideways___ 69er___
How do you prefer your male? Small____ medium____ large____ other_____
How do you prefer your woman? Ass___ breasts____ or both ________
Do you like to fuck in the ass____
Do you like oral sex? ____ if yes. Are you any good at it?_____
Can you fuck all night ? ____
Are you a big freak for sex?____
When having sexual ”intercourse” do you? Scratch___ scream___ beg for more____
When your about to cum do you? Kick___ bite___ scratch___ scream___ other ___
Describe your fantasy:______________________________________________
Do you feel like fucking the person who gave you the application ? yes ?___ or No ?____
Kinky Things
The vibrator's spent
Its batteries dead
You can't get this man
Out of your head
The moment of Truth
Is close at hand
Can his real skin
Replace your own hand?
A feather
Some leather
Warm oils and cuffs
Is there enough stuff?
A call in the night
A door barely a yawn
A click and a lock
And the show's now on
He touches you here
You touch him there
Pretty soon the touchin'
Has both of you bare
Why does his touch
Entice you just so?
Whatever he wants now
It's just time to know
You in cuffs and leather
He can take what he wants
But he throws you a curve
And asks for your heart
Of course, you say
But finish spanking me first
He's already on it
As you count and curse
Sweating and horny
He knows what you need
So he takes you and takes you
Until you conceed
So tired, now spent
Not quite ready for more
Like a Bunny on lent
You point to the door
Your heart's not a tool
For a kinky man's curse
Some batteries will fix
And be easy on your purse
With pride and valor
He gathers his things
A stern stare and smile
He leaves with a wink
The door closes and locks
Again you're Alone
No man ever owns you
You turn off the phone
But damn it felt good
To be under his curse
You still have his number
Wasn't 'alone' so much worse?
Rules that should be lived by
When she stares at your mouth
[ Kiss her ]
When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you
[ Grab her and dont let go ]
When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff
[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]
When she's quiet
[ Ask her whats wrong ]
When she ignores you
[ Give her your attention ]
When she pulls away
[ Pull her back ]
When you see her at her worst
[ Tell her she's beautiful ]
When you see her start crying
[Just hold her and dont say a word ]
When you see her walking
[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]
When she's scared
[ Protect her ]
When she steals your favorite hat
[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night ]
When she teases you
[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]
When she doesn't answer for a long time
[ reassure her that everything is okay ]
When she looks at you with doubt
[ Back yourself up ]
When she says that she likes you
[she really does more than you can understand]
When she grabs at your hands
[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]
When she bumps into you;
[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]
When she tells you a secret
[ keep it safe and untold ]
When she looks at you in your eyes
[ dont look away until she does ]
When she says it's over
[ she still wants you to be hers ]
When she reposts this bulletin
[ she wants you to read it ]
- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
-Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes
-When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
- Let her know she's important.
- Don't talk about other girls around her
- Kiss her in the pouring rain
- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Whose ass am I kicking baby?"
