BethanySmiles's blog: "Ramblings"

65 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. People in Maine plant gardens. 60 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Maine sunbathe. 50 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Maine drive with the windows down. 40 above zero: Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Maine throw on a flannel shirt. 35 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Maine have the last cookout before it gets cold. 20 above Zero: People in Miami all die. Mainers close the windows. Zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . People in Maine get out their winter coats. 10 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Maine are selling cookies door to door. 20 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Maine let the dogs sleep indoors. 30 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Mainers get upset because they can't start the snowmobile. 40 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops. People in Maine start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?' 50 below zero: Hell freezes over. Maine public schools will open 2 hours late

These are the 10 top reasons why you should get to know me :) 10. I know the value of a guys night and that you will need them. 9. I swear like a sailor, but I know when it's not OK. 8. I drink beer! And I drink it from a bottle, too! 7. I will not complain if you have the game on, I'll more than likely sit and watch it with you. 6. I am part of that small percentage of woman who actually LIKE to give oral. No, I will not on the first date, so please don't ask :) 5. I will not ask you if I look fat in anything -- I know I look fat in everything! 4. Even if I am super busy, I will always find time for the main man in my life. 3. No matter what decisions you make in your life, I will stick behind you.... as long as they aren't life threatening. 2. Even though I may say I am fine, you can truly see it on my face what my emotion is at that very moment. And the Number 1 reason is..... I will not make you hold my purse, sit and wait hours for me while I get my hair done, and I take care of my man and treat him the way he should be treated.