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"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
--Tom Clancy
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"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
--Steve Martin
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"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
--Woody Allen
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"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
--Rodney Dangerfield
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"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
--Lynn Lavner
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"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."
--Matt Barry
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"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
--George Burns
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
--George Burns
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"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
--Sharon Stone
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"My girlfriend always laughs during sex ---no matter what she's reading."
--Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
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"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
--Jack Nicholson
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"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
--Roseanne
