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created on 07/01/2009  |  http://fubar.com/sex/b301950

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Sex, I can't but help say it with a bit of a sneering smirk.;0

What is sex; well I think we all know what that is and there's about 6.8 billion people on the planet, who all have a varying opinions on the subject matter: so what's one more, mine.  Now I'm not going to set here and claim to be an expert; because that is simply jeez, running down the back of somebody's head in an all night adult Theatre; Some wild hot over exaggeration of excrement!  To claim expertise on the subject matter it only requires the ability of the intellectual capacity of that of an amoeba, is nothing to brag about, but I digress.  The question still remains, who am I and why am I here; well for starters I’m somebody that is just simply talking about something that I enjoy thoroughly to do.

Well maybe your asking yourself what is that: while sex of course, silly rabbit; The social cohesive and the wellspring of reproduction.  Oh yeah that, I hope you hadn't forgotten that there is an opposite and equal reaction to all the energy of friction and motion.  Because isn't the function of sex, reproduction, and if you understand that; then you understand the laws and rules of gravitational attraction, and the power and pulling of two bodies in motion.

What is sex in the philosophical sense the word, well maybe that's perhaps why I'm here; to explore the more intellectual side of sex and the laws of attraction, and anyone that's not interested in doing so, doesn't need to be fucking about.  Because as it stands we have too many genetic fuckups sowing their seeds of retardation; so you, quit passing in the gene pool, and pay attention you actually might learn something.  Which I doubt it, but God forbid if you did, because it actually might help get your dumb ass laid; so ladies and gentlemen without any further ado let's talk about sex:  What turns you on, and why? What is your favorite position, do you like it because it brings you more orgasms?  Men, what do you hate about women?  Women, what do you hate about men?  Where is the best place to get laid?  Is it okay to cheat?  Is there an advantage to being a member of the fraternity of the oldest profession?

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