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I'm up for auction for my first time... wanna own me?? Click on the picture!!! And this is what I'm offering.... * make my crush for one month * rate all stash during happy hour for one month * join any lounges you'd like, and promote those lounges * put "fu owned by" with my name * buy drinks daily for one month * #1 family for one month * #1 friend for one month * Rate all pics during happy hour * Comment all pics during happy hour * Daily comments from me * Pimp out on my page, blogs, and bulletins * Gifts through out the week * up to 5 SFW salutes * up to 2 NSFW salutes (if bid is adequate enough)

I'm up for auction for my first time... wanna own me?? Click on the picture!!! And this is what I'm offering.... * make my crush for one month * rate all stash during happy hour for one month * join any lounges you'd like, and promote those lounges * put "fu owned by" with my name * buy drinks daily for one month * #1 family for one month * #1 friend for one month * Rate all pics during happy hour * Comment all pics during happy hour * Daily comments from me * Pimp out on my page, blogs, and bulletins * Gifts through out the week * up to 5 SFW salutes * up to 2 NSFW salutes (if bid is adequate enough)

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Some idiot was fucking with my best friend/sister in law... and this is what i sent him.... Well, to begin this, You don't know me. But, when Alisha calls me crying, I can and will step in. And this is me stepping in. How dare you talk to Alisha like that? You not only have no right, but you also have no room to talk. For one, You dear, are fucking ugly. I told Alisha that from day one. Two, you can not spell, nor can you complete an entire sentence with proper grammar. It's disgusting how uneducated you are. I have no idea if you graduated college, dropped out of high school, or blew your teachers to make it through school, but I do know you not only are an uneducated idiot, but you have some serious psychological issues. I mean, realistically, Alisha is really busy. She hardly has time for me, and I assure you I am far more important than you. And to go our of your way to say things you know will hurt her, only shows you have a low self-esteem and enjoy hurting other people to make yourself feel better. The kiss thing, she was drunk. No one kisses well when they're drunk. She doesn't even remember that night. So, seriously, dude, grow up. You are lucky, LUCKY, I don't feel like spending a night in jail or I would come kick your pathetic ass myself. I worked in a prison for 2 years, and took down men who could kick your ass with a pinky. So I assure you, I could, and am still tempted, to damage you severely. But, The thing is, I am completely convinced you are mentally unstable. You need help. I can't in my right mind injure someone who is mentally ill, or retarded. Which, I believe you may be both. "im a dumbazz,im a loser,i need help,i could be better looken and icould try to be a better kisser " You are completely and utterly pathetic. You could be a lot better looking... You are very obviously a loser, and yes, dear, you need some serious fucking help. BTW, slitting your wrists vertically works better than horizontally. And dumbazz? Seriously? Did you even make it past 8th grade? In that entire conversation you had with her, you maybe completed 1 sentence with no grammatical errors... You need to go back to school. I would start with 5th grade if I were you... And after that, see a psychiatrist. They need to get you on some medication, lots of it, and then after that, work out to get rid of your prego belly, and get plastic surgery. Also, try making out with a blow up doll... maybe you would learn a trick or two from it... make sure to get the one with the boobs... I'm beginning to wonder about your sexual orientation.... (boobs are the fluffy things on a WOMAN'S chest... in case your retarded ass can't figure that out) So, have a great life... hopefully it's shorter and less painful than I'm wishing upon you...

WHY GOD MADE MOMS Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. What ingredients are mothers made of ? 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 1. We're related. 2.. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. What kind of little girl was your mom? 1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. 3 They say she used to be nice. What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? 1. His last name. 2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer? 3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? Why did your mom marry your dad? 1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. 2. She got too old to do anything else with him. 3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. Who's the boss at your house? 1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. 2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed. 3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. What's the difference between moms & dads? 1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. 2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them. 3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. 4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. What does your mom do in her spare time? 1. Mothers don't do spare time. 2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. What would it take to make your mom perfect? 1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery. 2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd die it, maybe blue. If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? 1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. 2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me. 3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.