Okay, I had to change this...

Originally from Sacramento in the NORCAL but ended up in 'a whales vagina' via the US Navy.

Now I save the world one account at a time as a sales rep for a large corporation that no one has ever heard of. That is, unless you're in the industry. It's not rocket science, but it pays the bills and affords me the opportunity to have my toys and take my friends out on occasion.

My close friends and family are my life. I live for each and every one of them. Period. I believe it's not the number of friends you have but the quality of friends that matters.

On personal matters...
I'm single, never been married, and have no children. I tower in at an unheard of 5'10" and weigh about 210. I'm working on the latter. What can I say? I want to look good for you ladies!
As my friend 'Captain save a ho' would say, "I just want to look good naked"

Okay, real quick I've got a few complaints here...
1. Where are all the SOCAL hotties?
2. Why are all the women in Canada so damn hot?
3. Please realize that if you call yourself a 'princess' or wear oversized sunglasses... you're high maintenance.


Anyhow, if you like what you see and at least smiled after reading my bs... leave me some love!

Enjoy,
Fat Kid