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43 Year Old · Female · Joined on September 21, 2006 · Relationship status: Single · Born on September 25th · 9 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 4 different people have a crush on me!
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43 Year Old · Female · Joined on September 21, 2006 · Relationship status: Single · Born on September 25th · 9 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 4 different people have a crush on me!
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I guess I'll start with this......

I am a fun loving, easy going, high on life kinda girl. I absolutely LOVE to laugh! I'll laugh at anything and everything. I don't get offended unless it's a direct comment or act that is made to hurt me! Then you're fair game!

I have a warped pervy sense of humor that would offend most people, so I usually keep it hidden until I get to know you! I totally think like a guy! If there's a hot girl anywhere around, I've seen her 5 minutes before you even knew she was there! I find women absolutely stunning! There's a natural grace within them! I've been known to actually stop mid sentence and just zone out when one catches my eye. Don't think of this is a selling point, it's just my own personal preference!


hum, lets try this.......

Likes

-Honesty
-Confidence
-LAUGHTER! I find it contagious and mandatory!
-Cars....classics to be specific!
-Bomb fires....or just blowing stuff up in general lol
-Trucks! Especially if they're covered in mud!
-Manners!
-Women!
-Anything outside
-Fishing
-Driving!
-Music! It's in my soul and I like to play it so I can feel it!

many more!

Dislikes

-Rude people!! There's absolutely NO reason for it!
-Liars
-People that are afraid to drive! Get off my road!
-Stuck up prissy people!
-People that can't talk/type basic English! If you talk like a hip-hop wanna be 12 year old kid that's trying to act cool! Just go away! You ARE pathetic!
-When people say I did something or said something I didn't! If I did it, I WILL tell you!
-People that are afraid to be themselves!
-Immaturity!
-Cocky attitudes! Trust me, you're not THAT awesome!
-People that are afraid to laugh!

Many more

NOW! Here's where I rant and bitch about all the assholes on here!!! Read it!

I will NOT add you if you don't attempt to even talk to me first. Rating, fanning and commenting doesn't count for talking and doesn't deserve an accepted add request! If you get pissed off because I wont add you, well, you can go fuck yourself, cause frankly, you're not worth my time!

If you have a miserable, pissy or cocky attitude and think your god's gift to women/men, well, you can just go fuck yourself too! If you're a grown person and haven't figured out that it wont get you anywhere in life yet, then well, you're just sad all together.

Don't expect to see my pictures just because you THINK you deserve it and are entitled! Cause I've got news for egotistical assholes like yourself! Chicks don't have the time for your 'oh so wonderful self'!


DON'T ASK FOR MY YAHOO/MSN OR CAM!!!! You're not gonna get it and well, if you beg for it and constantly ask for it, you'll just get yourself a brand new reamed out asshole!


Now, I think I have all that bullshit covered!


I love to help people and give advice but if you DO want my advice, you can't get pissed off if I say something that might offend you! If I need to call you out on something to make you realize what YOU are doing is the problem, I WILL do it. Sometimes the things that hurt the most are usually the truth!!! But you can't change it unless you understand it and accept it! If you never allow yourself to accept it, well, you'll always have the same outcome in whatever situation you're in.

Feel free to ask me ANYTHING!!! I don't get offended especially if it's a question or situation you need help with! I'm here to help, so ask me!

I'll just leave it at that, the majority of the population on this site that comes to visit me won't take the time to read this anyway, but meh, might as well try!

43 Year Old · Female · Joined on September 21, 2006 · Relationship status: Single · Born on September 25th · 9 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 4 different people have a crush on me!
Interests
Cars, sex and monkey fights! I dunno, just ask, but be warned, I'll talk your ear off if you let me!
Music
Everything and anything, depends on my mood. Music is in my soul!
Video Games
Mario will always have my heart!

Latest Status

  • JENKNEE Talk to me first before you try an add me please. I don't just add anyone!
    • BAMBAM FuOwned ... Hope all is well gorgeous
      12 years ago · Reply
    • Lurry jerknuts
      12 years ago · Reply
    • JENKNEE Thanks hun!!

      I hope you're well!
      12 years ago · Reply
    • BAMBAM FuOwned ... Showing love to my gorgeous Canadian friend
      12 years ago · Reply
    • JENKNEE That's scary!
      12 years ago · Reply
    • Lurry i could say a hundred things, but they are to creepy! even for me!
      12 years ago · Reply
    • JENKNEE No, I actually like your creepy ass remember lol
      12 years ago · Reply
    • Lurry you tryin to say i can't read??
      12 years ago · Reply
    • JENKNEE Oooohh! I could do sooooo much with 2 bucks!

      Pfft lol. I'm never on long enough to change it into anything more significant than this. It keeps the creepers away....well, some of them. The ones that can actually read anyway lol
      12 years ago · Reply
    • Lurry i'll give you two whole dollars to say something else here!!
      12 years ago · Reply

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