Ever sneeze and seem to pull something in your groin?Probably not seing most of you are women.I did that this morning when i got outta my truck.It was the first sneeze,I sneezed like 4 times!But the first one hurt my boys,so i grabbed them.And then everysneeze after that I had to kinda jump in the air with my legs flailing to eachside while I sneezed.It really didnt help as far as the pain goes though.In fact not only did it still hurt but im sure it just added an element of total dorkiness...To see me out there with my hand squeezing my package,sneezing and doing what looked like a "boy band" dance (oh-oh-O-oh the right stuff)was amusing to the fellas!
Took the kids to walmart yesterday,we bought a baseball,a bat,a frisbee and several things to occupy ourselves with.Oh and a cable splitter so i could set them up with the cartoon channel in my room!...Then we came home and Bar-b-qued!...so to recap MY WEEKEND..We went to the bowling alley,walmart bar-b-qued and and stole cable television...OMG we ARE rednecks!
Mandies date went well with the myspace guy!They went and had dinner than a movie.She said he kissed her several times,held her hand and put his arm around her during the movie!I asked if he tried the 'ol popcorn bucket trick?She said NO but wished he had!I told her awesome job!It does feel a bit odd to congratulate your soon to be exwife on a job well done for dating another man!But the way I see it,the quicker she moves on and gets over me the quicker I can move on as well!Dont get me wrong I am a good guy and supportive of her but yeah i have my own selfish reasons as well!(im NOT a saint for cryin out loud!)
I washed my truck yesterday,cuz it was SUNNY!It hasnt been sunny in like FOREVER!...Turns out my truck IS white!...and now its fixin to rain again!..Im sure the gods are laughing at me as I sit here and type this!...Little do they know that I am putting together a plan...an Umbrella for automobiles...just have to work out a few kinks...currently its not very aero-dynamic while going down the hi way...and theres the whole problem with running the handle down thru the roof of my truck,so i can hit the button and pop it open.Not to mention ive gone thru 4 of them thus far,damn low over passes!..on the plus side It really does aid in a softer landing when hitting speed bumps at 70mph!
