> >In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
> >animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
> >punishable by death.
> > (Like THAT makes sense.)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> > In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals,
> >but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He
> >may only see their reflection in a mirror.
> >
> > (Do they look different reversed?)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> > Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This
> >also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered
> >with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
> >
> > (A brick?)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> > The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
> >
> > < B>(Much worse than "going blind!")
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> > There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
> >countryside
> > And deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having
> >sex for the first time.
> > Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to
> >marry.
> >
> > (Let's just think for a minute; is there Any job anywhere else in
> >the world that even comes close to this?)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> > In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
> >adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's
> >illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
> >
> > (Ah! Justice!)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> > Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in
> >tropical fish stores.
> >
> > (But of course!)
> > *~* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> > In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and
> >the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the
> >act.
> >
> > (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
> >
> > In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
> >woman and her daughter at the same < BR>time.
> > (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this
> >law?)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> > In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines
> >with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine
> >only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
> >premises."
> >
> > (Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam !)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> > Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
> >
> > (Who volunteers for this stuff?)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> > Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
> >
> > (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> > The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
> >weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From
> >drinkin g little bottles of???)
> >
> > (Did the government pay for this research??)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> > Butterflies taste with their feet.
> >
> > (Ah, geez.)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*< /B>
> >
> > An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
> >
> > (I know some people like that.)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> > Starfish don't have brains.
> >
> > (I know some people like that, too.)
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> >
> > And, the best for last?
> >
> > Turtles can breathe through their butts.
> >
> > (And I thought I had bad Breath in the morning!)