There are two brunettes and a blonde inside a prison cell. All three of them are going to get the death penalty, so they figure the only way they will ever see the light of day again is to escape.
One night the three inmates break out of the prison cell and are running for their lives.
Naturally, the prison gaurds spotted the prisoners and began to pursue them.
With sirens blasting around them, the ring leader (brunette) sees three empty sacks in the middle of a field.
"Jump inside those sacks, they will never find us there!"
As the police go by, they see three exceptionally large sacks in the middle of the field.
"Go check those out!" exclaimed the chief of police.
So the gaurd goes up to the first sack and kicks it rather hard.
The ring leader, not wanting to be caught, shouts out "woof woof, woof woof."
"Ahhhh...its only some little puppies." says the gaurd.
Then he goes up to the second brunettes sack and kicks it.
"Meeow...meeow!" shouts the prisoner.
"Ahhhhh...its only some kittens."
Finally he goes up to the blondes sack and kicks it.
Thinking she would be as smooth as her inmates, she loudly shouts out, "potatoes, potatoes!"