> One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's
> house for the traditional feast. Knowing how
> gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.
> She told my sister that she needed something from the
> store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey
> out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a
> Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and
> re-stuffed the turkey.
>
> She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
>
> When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the
> turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the
> stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she
> reached in and pulled out the little bird.
>
> With a look of total shock on her face, my mother
> exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!"
>
> At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister
> started to cry. It took the family two hours to
> convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
>
> Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE.........
