When i lay myself to sleep
I pray for a man whose not a creep
One whose handsome,smart and strong
One whose willy is thick and long
One who'll screw till my body's twitchin
In the hall, the garden or kitchen
I pray that this man will love me no-end
And never attempt to shag my best friend
Then, as i kneel and pray by my bed
I look at the wanker you sent me instead ( lol )
