I'm a helluva sidekick, but there seems to be a shortage of superheroes these days . . . so I'm currently out of work in that regard. After the debacle with my last boss, I'll only work with top tier heroes: no more flying mongooses for this sidekick! So, nowadays, I mostly split my time between cosmetology school and lumberjacking. After I retire from a life of combating the forces of evil, I'd like to be a crew chief on a NASCAR team. Good money, and plenty of tire and gas fumes for those who're into that sort of thing. Speaking of that, I considered herb farming on a large scale, but government grant money seems to be conspicuously absent for that kind of enterprise. Flippin' feds. So, I guess I'll apply for that nude beach laundry route for next summer . . .