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Southern Soldier's blog: "Jokes"

created on 09/28/2006  |  http://fubar.com/jokes/b7787

Polish Divorce

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Q: Have you any grounds? A: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. Q: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? A: It made of concrete. Q: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? A: No, we have carport, and not need one. Q: Is there any infidelity in your marriage? A: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Q: Does your wife beat you up? A: No, I always up before her. Q: Why do you want this divorce? A: She going to kill me. Q: What makes you think that? A: I got proof. Q: What kind of proof? A: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put in shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover."
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