Johnny Chimpo's blog: "Poetic Mind of Johnny Chimpo"

Words cannot express my love for you So pure, so wonderful and so true Words cannot explain My undying pain The pain I feel when we're apart Like a piece is missing from my heart But there's something you should know before I go on I'm really a flesh eating mutant monkey man from the planet Gorgon

Haiku I know, I know. Everyone is real impressed with my poetic prowess. So here ya go. An original Haiku from yours truly. Now now, please save your applause until the very end.

LSD leads you

To see a cow in a tree

Saying Moo moo moo