THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS's blog: "POEMS WRITTEN FOR OR BY THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS"

You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? pocket 2. Your significant other? wife 3. Your hair? blonde 4. Your mother? Florida 5. Your father? Deceased 6. Your favorite thing? FAMILY 7. Your dream last night? NAUGHTY 8. Your favorite drink? ROCKSTAR 9. Your dream/goal? WEALTH 10. The room you're in? KITCHEN 11. Music? METAL 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? EUROPE 14. Where were you last night? WORK 15. What you're not? TIRED 16. Muffins? MUFF 17. One of your wish list items? 3SUM 18. Where you grew up? TEXAS 19. The last thing you did? ATE 20. What are you wearing? SHORTS 21. TV? LATER 22. Your pets? ONE 23. Your computer? HP 24. Your life? Complicated 25. Your mood? HORNEY 26. Missing someone? YES 27. Favorite Store? SPENCERS 30. Your summer? OK 31. Like someone? YES 32. Your favorite color? BLACK 33. When is the last time you laughed? THURSEDAY 34. Last time you cried? DUNNO I TAG GODDESS KALI LADY RAGE DARK PRINCESS THE DARK QUEEN

THE BIKER* I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But, you didn't see me, riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather jackets and gloves. But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate our old ones to those that had none. I saw you, look in fright at my tattoos. But, you didn't see me, cry as my children were born and have their name written over and in my heart. I saw you, change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere. But, you didn't see me, going home to be with my family. I saw you, complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be. But, you didn't see me, when you were changing the CD and drifted into my lane. I saw you, yelling at your kids in the car. But, you didn't see me, pat my child's hands, knowing he was safe behind me. I saw you, reading the newspaper or map as you drove down the road. But, you didn't see me, squeeze my wife's leg when she told me to take the next turn. I saw you, race down the road in the rain. But, you didn't see me, get soaked to the skin so my son could have the car to go on his date. I saw you, run the yellow light just to save a few minutes of time. But, you didn't see me, trying to turn right. I saw you, cut me off because you needed to be in the lane I was in. But, you didn't see me, leave the road. I saw you, waiting impatiently for my friends to pass. But, you didn't see me. I wasn't there. I saw you, go home to your family. But, you didn't see me. Because, I died that day you cut me off. I was just a biker. A person with friends and a family. But, you didn't see me. Re-post this around in hopes that people will understand the biker community. If you don't re-post this, It sucks to be you. I hope you never loose someone that rides. EVEN IF YOU DON'T LIKE US, RESPECT OUR RIGHTS TO RIDE WHAT WE CHOOSE AND TAKE A FEW EXTRA SECONDS TO BE SURE

HIGHWAY 109 A drunken man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about And blood was everywhere, The sirens screamed out eulogies, For death was in the air. A mother, trapped inside her car, Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: Oh, God, please spare my boys!" She fought to loose her pinned hands; She struggled to get free, But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused On where the back seat once had been, But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; She did not hear them cry, And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, Oh, God, don't let them die!" Then firemen came and cut her loose, But when they searched the back, They found therein no little boys, But the seat belts were intact. They thought the woman had gone mad And was traveling alone; But when they turned to question her, They discovered she was gone. Policemen saw her running wild And screaming above the noise In beseeching supplication, Please help me find my boys! They're four years old and wear blue shirts; Their jeans are blue to match." One cop spoke up, "They're in my car, And they don't have a scratch. They said their daddy put them there And gave them each a cone, Then told them both to wait for Mom To come and take them home. I've searched the area high and low, But I can't find their dad. He must have fled the scene, I guess, and that is very bad." The mother hugged the twins and said, While wiping at a tear, "He could not flee the scene, you see, For he's been dead a year." The cop just looked confused and asked, "Now, how can that be true?" The boys said, "Mommy, Daddy came And left a kiss for you." He told us not to worry And that you would be all right, And then he put us in this car with The pretty, flashing light. We wanted him to stay with us, Because we miss him so, But Mommy, he just hugged us tight And said he had to go. He said someday we'd understand And told us not to fuss, And he said to tell you, Mommy, He's watching over us." The mother knew without a doubt That what they spoke was true, For she recalled their dad's last words, "I will watch over you." The firemen's notes could not explain The twisted, mangled car, And how the three of them escaped Without a single scar. But on the cop's report was scribed, In print so very fine, An angel walked the beat tonight

Bite me, vampire, drink my blood. I assure you it tastes good. I want to be a vampire, too, I want to hunt for blood with you, Wander together through the night, And share all blood 'till morning light. At daytime I'll lay in your arms And sleep all day, so nice and warm. It will be great, just you and me, Vampires together, wait and see. Never be lonely, never blue, Because, my vampire, I love you.

SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat. She said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." SMART ASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." SMART ASS ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. SMART ASS ANSWER #2 A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas." SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2006 A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

Written with a pen Sealed with a kiss If you are my friend, Please answer this: Are we friends or are we not? You told me once, but I forgot. So tell me now and tell me true, So I can say, I am here for you. Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the one I won't forget. And if I die before you do, I'll go to Heaven And wait for you. Show your friends how much you care. Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, including the one who sent it to you. If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a circle of friends. Ok, Friend Send this to............. 0-2 peeps you are a Bad friend. Booo!!! 3-5 peeps you are an OK Friend 6-10 peeps you are a Great Friend! ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶ aithful ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶ espectful ¶¶¶_¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ntelligent ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶ verlasting or loyal ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶_¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ aughtyand ¶¶¶_¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶___¶¶¶earest of all ¶¶¶__¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶