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Pimp state of emergency

My Playa Pimps, we are in a literal state of emergency! I have seen this with my very own eyes. I have seen hoes choose who they want to be with. I have also seen hoes call the shots, telling their pimps where and when to get their possesions without the fear of retaliation. Pimps, what's really going on? Look deep within yourself and ask yourself, am I pimping by the book? By the condition of the world today, you're not. The main question is, what will you do about it? Will you bow down to the sucker world and turn in your playa card? Will you then fall in love and live happily ever after? What are you going to do? I know what I would do if I were you. I would get off my ass, get back on my feet and pimp my ass off. I would also do this to make them come correct, I would give them a chin check, make them hit the deck, and collect my check! It's the law of land! The gift of the game was not given to us to be used carelessly and end right here. It must continue! Pimp, brotha...Pimp.
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