Hugh Jass's blog: "Pimp Out!"

Is going to be this wonderful woman below me. :D Probably the worst time to do this being a Saturday evening and all, but I know half you fawkers are sitting there bored with nothing to do just like me, well I'd normally suggest midget porn as you all already know :P But not this time. On with the point, she's 700,000 away from godmother, yes it sounds like a big number but it won't be with the help of my awesome friends :D She's got a give away going on right now, currently has 4 people in it, you could make 2 peoples day and help by bombing some of them, or you could hit up her pics and stash, whatever floats your boats, I'm not a picky begger 8-P I've done enough rambling damnit! Come join me in getting this lovely woman to godmother already!!! Love you guys and thank you in advance for those that take time out of their busy days to help :D

Shell is in the process of setting up a new contest, best cleavage contest in fact. Here's the breakdown for the contest. (and trust me this will be re modified numerous times, because I can already think of one thing I'm forgetting & Shells offline) But moving on, this will be a contest for best cleavage, so if you (or if you can think of someone) would be interested, hit Shell up A.S.A.P. let her know what picture you want to be entered. Now insert the rules; 1) Only SFW pictures are to be entered (by fubar rules, this means you must have your face in the picture, so no straight boob shoots, sorry) 2) Only the serious should enter this contest. We don't need people joining, leaving 5 comments and giving up, we're not here to waste your time, so don't waste ours :D 3) You must have at least 5,000 comments to earn prizes. Meaning this; say the person with most comments is 10,000 ahead of you so you want to give up and figure 'oh well, I'll get 2nd or 3rd place' yes this is true, but only if you have 5,000 or more. Prizes will not be given out to people who aren't trying. 4) This contest will be 1 week, that's 7 days :P 5) The contest will begin as soon as there is 10 contestants. Feel free to join after the contest has begun if you hadn't heard about it until then. 6) Bomb squads allowed. Self bombing also allowed, in fact it's encouraged, you won't get far in a contest if you're not willing to put in a little work yourself :P 7) And most important, this contest will be drama free. Shell will be watching her contest, so she will know if anything is going on. Do not run to her and complain about another contestant for any reason. If you have drama, save it for your ShoutBoxes to save her from a head ache or two. And on a final note, have fun with it! Yes I know I'm forgetting the most important thing, the prizes, there will be an update tomorrow once I talk to Shell. Now everyone go find all the women on your friends list with the great racks and let them know! ♥Shell♥ If you're ready to enter now, above is where you can find Shell. GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!!!

Hey, I'll make this quick! It's HH and our great friend Shell is only about 70,000 away from leveling. So get your booty over there! She has new stash and new pics added daily. Rate and comment her like crazy 8-P Let's get this babe leveled!! (Or at least alot closer) Love ya guys!

Well that doesn't matter to our lovely friend Shell! She's hosting ANOTHER happy hour, and yes, most of you {I hope have been to her page to show her the love she deserves} But this crazy chick updates stash daily, along with tons of adorable pictures! Now bitch as you will about "point whores" but guess what, you're one too! Deal with it. If you weren't then you wouldn't mind sitting on a level 2 with only 50 pictures...don't lie to yourself, you don't have to admit it out loud, but we all know deep inside we're point whores :D She's only 100,000 points away from leveling, so let's get her there tonight!!!!

Guess what! I have one of the most amazing people here, hands down, no questions asked! This lovely woman is there for you no matter what! I love this woman so much I'd make her my babies momma...ya know, if that were humanly possible between the two of us. :) When you have a spare moment, go lay some love down on this sexy thang!! In fact, I don't care if you don't have the spare minute, you need to stop what you're doing and show her some love!!!!! On top of making yourself an awesome new friend, she also pays back every ounce of love shown to her, she's not just looking for points, she's looking for friends, and I have the best ones out there, so go show Shell what we're all about!!!