A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter password---something he will used to log on.
The husband was in a amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plaintly obvious to his wife that he was keying in...
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His wife fell off the chair laughing when the computer replied: Password rejected..."Not Long Enough"..
