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| | pastors ass |
| created @ 02/9/2009 03:22 pm |
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*The Pastor's Ass** **
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> The pastor entered his donkey in a race and
> it won..
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> The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
> that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
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> The local paper read:
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>
> PASTOR'
S
> ASS OUT FRONT.
>
> The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
the
> pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
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> The next day, the local paper headline read: **
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> **BISHOP
> SCRATCHES
> PASTOR'S
> ASS. **
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> This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
of the
> donkey.
>
> The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
>
> The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline
the next
> day:
>
>
> NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
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> The bishop fainted.
>
> He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so
she** *
> *sold it to a farmer for $10. ** **
>
> The next day the paper read:
>
> NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
>
> This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
> the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.. **
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> The next day the headlines read: **
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> NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. **
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> The bishop was buried the next day.
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> **The moral of the story is . .** being concerned about public
opinion can
> bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life.
>
>
> So be yourself and enjoy life.
>
> Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier
and live
> longer!
>
> Have a gre
at day!*
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