**the following is my observation of my wife, in the eyes of my wife...something that takes place every month lol...Donna, is somewhat oblivious to it..but then again she always has that..who gives a rats a## kind of attitude in life anyway!** Don't get me wrong, I love my wife, she is every beat of my heart, but this is too funny, not to share, and yes she does know I'm sharing this with you people...
.............the shedding of uterine lining can create a sort of unintentional hatred for the rest of the human population..even friends that are a daily pleasure to conversate with seem to be simply put on this earth to annoy you into suicidal carnage..
maybe its just my uber bitch of the universe moodswings that make everything so mind numbingly annoying that I spend those 5 days of bleeding grinding my teeth because they itch from irritation..but I am sure the rest of the females reading this can identify with this..wait..*shrugs* ok even the men reading this knows that when the woman folk are bleeding vaginally..to hide and wait for satan to leave the womans body..well..the smart men do..
what bothers me most I think is the absolute 180 degree turn my entire personality takes..I am usually hyper..happy..almost insane with laughter..very social..very retarded..when I am shedding uterine lining?..I am quiet..annoyed..somewhat cold and bluntly rude..and I just feel like everything and everyone should probably go fuck themselves with a cheese grater..
..is that normal..to have such a big change?..is there anything that helps with that..all I know is that when I get this way..I tend to be a turbocunt..vrrrroooooooooommmmmm
someone...help..or i will strangle you with my tampon string..and yer family..and yer pets..probably your boss..definitely your spouse..maybe even the grandparents..*nods*